Routine of Holidays Sms

Routine Of Holidays:

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Sleep Till U R

Hungry,

Eat Till U R

Sleepy…

1 Baar Main Bemar Hoa

1 Baar Main Bemar Hoa,

1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha,,,

Main Hospital Chala Gya,,

Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy,

1 Pr “Khaas bemari” or 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha hua tha,

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Mein Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya,

Wahan bhi 2 Drwazy thy 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” or 1 par Aam Admi likha huva tha,

Me Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Drwazy se Andar Chla Gya,

Andar Gaya to dekha k Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

Geo Pakistan\

Ya Allah Tujhe Tere Pyaare Bandon Ka Waasta

Ya Allah…!

Tujhe tere Pyaare bandon ka waasta..

Iss dafa Ramzan main

Shetaan k sath

WAPDA waalon ko bi band kar dena..

Aameen!

Or

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Jo frwd na kre usy b.

Good Night

Mari Kahani Sms

Nhi yr bat wo nhi hai maine usko pehle

b smjhaya tha k mre sath serious hone ki zarorat nhi,

us ko pata b hai me ksi or mai intrstid hon

or

usko kbhi koi response b nhi diya phir b

u know Us ne mjhe gift b dya hai,

or uski czn ne aj mujhe cal ki,

wo b uske pas bethi thi

Or sb se zada herani mjhe is bat pr hai

K

log kitne Ghor se pora msg parh rahe

hai k jaise mra koi Secret msg galti se chala gya ho…

Hahahaha:-)

Pakistan k farigh awam.

Teacher Define Physics

Teacher: Define Physics

Sardar: Pura nahi aata aakhir se yaad hai,

Teacher: Chalo aahkir se suna do,

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Sardar: And this is called Physics..:-D

2 Students Raat Mein Parhte Huay

2 students raat mein parhte huay

1st:whats time?

2nd ne pathar utha kr samne k ghar pr mara

1 aurat nikli aur boli:

kamino ab to so jao raat k 3 bajay hain.

Abhi Aap Apne 4 Doston Ko Koi Sms Kren

“HQIQAT”

Abhi Aap apne 4

Doston ko koi sms kren,

agar woh b wapis aap ko sms kren to aap smjh jaen

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“Tussi v wely te twady Dost v wely”;-)

Larki Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Ho Gaya Hy

Larki

“Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hy”

Doctor

“KISS kitni baar karti ho?”

Larki

saal me 1bar

Doctor

infection nahi

“zang”

lag gaya hy

Pakistan Ka Nojawan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja

Pakstan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne ki wja?

Mobile??

Media??

Intrnet??

Nhi

1st n 2nd year ki Urdu ki Ghzlen;-)

Ache se Ache Bche ko Ashiq Bna dti hen.

A Love Story Sms

A love Story

“NAILA”B.A ki stdent thi

wo apny frnd”SHAHZAD”se roz bat krti thi

faheem U.S.A.chla gya

Pechy Hina mr gai

Hina ki wsiyat k mtabik uska mobile b usk 7 kbar me rkh dya

Jb faheem waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gye

Wha ja kr faheem ne Hina ko cal ki to Hina ne bt ki

Sb log dr gy

phr molvi ne kaha k is se ye sabit huwa k

Ufone

k signal hr jga ate hain…!

A Man’S Sad Story

A MAN’s Sad Story:

kl mri Birthdy thi

Mri BV ne mjy wish nhi kia or na he mre bacho ne

me kaam p gya lekn mre dosto ne b wish nhi kea

me apne cabin me chla gya

mri Secretry ne kaha

Happy Birthdy Boss

mjy bht acha lga

phr usne mjy apne Flat invite kea

She said:

me 2mint k lea Bedrom me chli jao?

I said:

OK

kch wqt k bad wo ek bht bry Cake k 7 bahir aa gai,

uske pechy mre BV bche or dost b thy

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or me us k intzar me Sofe p Nanga beta tha..

Result Aa Gaya

“Result aa Gaya”

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Ya 3 lafz hanste khelte zindge tabha kr dete hain:-)

Movies of College Life

Movies of college life…

Classes= kabhi kabhi.

Attendace= Hera pheri

Clas room= No Entry

Teacher= Jani doshman

Vacation=Masti

Exam=Evil Dead

Examiner=Don

Friends during paper=Hum Ap K Hein Kon

Viva=Encounter

Exam time=Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak

Cheating=Lagay Raho Munna Bhai

Question paper=Ek Paheli

Answer paper=Kora Kaghaz

Marking=Andha Qanoon

Result=Sadma

Pass=Moajza

Fail=Devdas

Supply exam=Aakhri Rasta

Future=Fanna.

2 Mohabbat Karne Walo Nay

2 Mohbat karne walon ny Khudkushi ka Irada kia

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10 Manzila Building sy

Pahly Boy ny

Jump lagai

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Girl ny apni

Ankhain band kar leen

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Or

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Yeh kehty huay wapis jane lagi

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“Mohbat Andhi

Hoti hy”

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Boy ny Hawa may yeh sun kar apna ‘Perashoot’ khol dia

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Or

kaha

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“Piyar Kabhi Marta Nahi….

Urdu Sms

فون کےرشتےبھی عجیب ھوتےھیں

بیلنس رکھ کےبھی کچھ لوگ غریب ھوتےھیں

خودمیسج کرنے کی ھوتی نہیں توفیق جنکو

مفت میسج پڑھنے کےکتنےشوقین ھو

Hum Mohabbat Walay

ھم”محبت”والے,,

آپ “حسن”والے,,

ھم”دل”والے,,

آپ”دولت”والے,,

ھم”میسج”کرنے والے,,

اور”آپ کنجوس فری میں پڑھ کہ صرف “مسکرانے”والے

1 Lrki Janat Mein Gai to Farishton Se Boli

1 Lrki janat mein gai to farishton se boli

“meri shadi kisi molvi naal hi karayo.”

farishta:”sabr kar lay Bibi…

pehly kisi molvi nu janat vich aan te de”…?

Modern Search Se Sabit Hua

Modern search se sabit hua ha k Insan ko

bemar kr denay wali chezon mein se ek chez,

Doston ki judai hai

So

Plz Yr

nery nery

Reya kro:

tuwadi mahrbani :-p

Dil K Mehman Bun Jao

Dil k mehman bun jao

Aankhon ka armaan bun jao

Honto ki muskaan bun jao

Oh Aap ho, i m very sorry. Aap to bus

INSAAN BAN JAO…!!

Agr Manzil Ko Pana Hai to Hosla

 Agr manzil

ko pana hy

to hosla

sath rakhna

Agr pyar

ko pana hy

to aitbaar

sath rakhna

or

Agr hamesha

muskurana hy,

To “DANT SAAF” “rakhna” he he he he

I Love U Application Sms

To,

The jan , I Love You.

Subject:Teri yaad

Dear jan,

I am the student of your heart.I beg 2 say that I m really mising u.

Mera jee nhi lag raha jan tumhary bina.

So kindly send me

sweet SMS.I shall b very thankful 2 u…

Ur Lover.”

Dil Aur Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq Hy

Dil or duniya me srf itna frq hy k is dunya me bahut log rhte hy…or

Is dil me

Srf

Ap

Ki

Bhabhi rhti hy .

Har jagha khud ko mat gusaya kro..

Jab Bacha Paida Hota Hai Toh Sara Khandan

Jub bachcha paida hota hai tou saray khandaan

walay usay dekhnay aatay hain.

Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:

“Meray betay ka chehra tou meray pay gaya hai.”

Chacha kehta hai:

“is ke haath paon tou bilkul meray par gaye hain.”

Maa kehti hai:

“iss ki naak meray pay gayi hai.”

Mamu kehta hai:

“iss ke kaan meray par gaye hain.”

Phir jub wohi bacha bara ho kar Larkiyn phansata

ha tou saray khandan walay kehtay han:

“Pta nai haramzada kis pa gaya h?

Jeans Pehan Kr Jb Main Tayar Hota

Jeans pehan kr jb main tayar hota.

Utha k mobile bike pe sawar hota.

To log chhat pe aa kar kehtay.

Kash ye mera damad hota..!

“Uff me b na!”

Future K Urdu Mahaawry Aur

Future k Urdu mahaawry aur un k meanings…

*Light aa gai = boht khushi ka izhar krna

*Aj light nai jae gi= jhoot bolna

*Light kb ae gi? = namumkin cheez ka intezar krna

*Ap k ghar light nai hai kya? = izhar e afsos krna

*Yhan pe to light hai = fakhar krna

*Aj light nai gai?= boht hairan hona;

DARDNAK QISSA

DARDNAK QISSA

1 aunty thi,

Unki 1 beti thi,

Wo apni beti ki bohat care krti thi,

Bal swarti thi,

Poniyan bandhti thi k bachi achi dikhe,

Pr bchi ki aankhein humesha bahr rehti thi

Aisay (0_0)

Aunty ne bohat doctors ko dikhaya lekin wo sahi nhi hui,

Phir aik baba ko dikhaya to wo aik minute me sahi ho gae,

Log bohat heran hue or baba se pocha k apne aisa kia kya tha k wo sahi ho gai?

Baba ne kaha:

MENE SIRF BACHI KI PONIYAN DHEELI KARDI Thi…!

Hahaha

Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Ye He

Mujhe aksar sitaron se ye he awaz ati hai

So0 ja !!!

So0 ja !!!

Subha uthne me tujhey wesi hi moat aati hay….. GÖÖD Ñ¡GHT

Sheikh Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy

Sheikh:

pent ki silai kitni hy?

Tailor:

Rs.250

Sheikh:

Nikar ki?

Tailr:

Rs.50

Sheikh:

Nikar he c do

Pr lambai pairon tk rkhna

me ne Namaz b parni hoti hai.

Agr Mein Apko Sms Bhejun to Iska Mtlab

Agr mein apko sms bhejun to iska mtlab

ye nhi k ap b mjhe sms bhejo ap mjhe

Chips

juice

pizza

Biryani

b bhej sakte hen

or balnace to mjhe bht pasand ha:-

Teacher Titanic Kaise Duba

Teacher : titanic kaise doba ??

Student :

DUBUK .

DUBUK.

BUDUK .

BUDUK . . .

BUDUK . .

BUDUK ..

GUrr . .

Gurr

Gurr

Gurr

PUCHIK

GRUMMmm

Ek Larki Apne Boyfrnd K Sath

Ek Larki Apne Boyfrnd k sath Ghoom rhi thi k

achank larki ka Husband A gya Or Boy frand ko Marne lga

Larki

Maar Gadhe ko

Apni Biwi ko to Ghumata nhi

Dusron ki Biwi Ghumane le ata hy

Itne me Boy ko Josh aya or Wo Husband ko Marne lga

Larki

Maar Sale ko

na Khud Ghumata hy

na ksi or ko Ghmane dta h.

Teacher Shadi Bachon Ka Khel Nahi

Teacher: Shadi bachon ka khel nahi.

Pappu: Miss. mujhe pata hai.

T: kya pata hai?

P: Yehi k SHADI baron ka khel hy aur bachon k liye khela jata hai…;

Lady Doctor Pagl Patient Sy

Ldy doc pagl patient sy: mra dopata utaro

Pagl: ok

Ldy doc: ab mre qmez utaro

Pagl: ok

Ldy doc: ab jaldi sy mre shlwar b utaro

Pagl: ok

Ldy doc:

Aur next time mery kpry mt pehn’na…..:-D

salam ha apke soch pe…

Mujhe Aawaz De Dena Kabhi Icecream Lao To

Ghazal for friendship

Mujhe aawaz De Dena

Kabhi icecream lao to,

Kabhi Murghi pakao to,

kabhi picnic pe Jao to,

Mujhe awaz De Dena,

wallet Main Maal ziyada ho,

Jo shopping ka irada ho,

Kabhi Dawat Mein Jana ho,

Ya kisi ko Dinner pe Bulana ho

Mujhe awaz De Dena

Kabhi kisi se ho larna,

To Mujhe Disturb Mat karna,

Kisi shadi Mein Jana ho,

Jaise hi start khana ho,

Mujhe awaz De Dena.

Mujhe tum bool Mat Jana.

Suno tum bool Mat Jaana…

Akbar: Anarkali Tujhe Kya Chahiye

Akbar: Anarkali tujhe kya chahiye?

Taaj ya Takht?

Anarkli: Jahan-e-panah mujhe na Taaj chahiye aur na hi Takht

bs

“UPS”

lagwa do.

Allha da wasta j..

Pakistan Me 4000 Girls

“Pakistan” me

4000 Girls

Hart Atack Se Mr Gai OR

700 Girls Behosh Hogai

480 Ne Khudksi

Krli 350 Ki Halat Nazuk Hai

Q k

Kisi Kaminay Ne Jhoti Afwah Phela Di K

(Shazad Khan Bungush)

ki shadi ho ge hai..

Molvi Se Kisi Ne Poocha

molvi se kisi ne poocha

“Halwa khaen gay ya murghi?”

Molvi:

“Allah tujhe aisay hi preshan kray,

jesay tu ne muje preshani me dal dia hai.

Allah Ke Naam Pe Day Do Beta

Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta

Boy: Mauf karo baba

Fakeer: Kuch to day do beta

Boy: Acha aisa karo ye jo sms parh raha hai issi ko lay jao

A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

“Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”

“Wrong number…” replied the girl.

Pakistan Jokes

کچھ آدمی دوزخ میںبہت گرمی میں بڑےآرام سےسو رھےتھے

اک فرشتےنے دوسرےسےپوچھا یہ اتنےآرام سے دوزخ میںسورھے ھیں

تودوسرےنےکہا یہ سب پاکستان سےآۓھیں..گرمی اورلوڈشیڈنگ کے عادی ھیں

Jab Rishte Walay Ap Ko Daikhnay Ayain

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayain to apny moun per Meezan oil lagain.

Kyun K.

Her cheez

Meezan main achi lagti hay.!

beauty tips.

(By Zubeda Aapa:)

Lrka Rishty K Lye Lrki K Ghr Gya

Lrka rishty k lye lrki k ghr gya,

lrki k Walid sb: beta kya naam ha?

Lrka: je Salman

Walid: mashallah! kitna prha ha?

Lrka: je MBA kiya ha

Walid: bohat khoob! kahan rhty ho?

Lrka: je defence mein

Walid: mashallah mashallah! kya krty ho?

Lrka: je WAPDA me job krta hun

Walid: Utthh kuttey dya putra

Maa Ne Kaha Facebook Chor Do

DEVDAS of 2011..

Maa Ne Kaha facebook Chor Do

>babu g Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!

>Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!

>Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!

Aur

>Aik Din Aayega Jab GirlFrnd K Bachey Bolengey..

>Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
(‘.’)
<) ‘)>
_//_
oh no.

Bhang Ka Aik Glass Dimag

Bhangg ka aik glass dimagh ko 3 ghante tak A.C k brabar thandak pohncha sakta hy..

Bijli ki bajaye agr her ghar me bhang istemal ki jaye to load shedding se jan chhurai ja sakti hai….!

(Feeka Charsi ki Media se Guftagu)

Private School K Bachy Zoo Mai

Private school k bachy zoo mai,

look the monkey is sleeping,let’s not distrb him.

Govt school k bachay

O wekh tera peyo sutta peya a,leya onu watta mariye

Aik Bacha Park Mai Bench Pe Betha

aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
pas bethi 1 orat boli:
jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
boy:
nahi,
wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

Chulbul Pandey Sms

DABANG SMS:

Agr tm ne hm ko sms na kya tu hm tumhare mobile me itne ched krenge k confuje hojaoge charger kahan lagaye or handfree kahan

Chulbul Pandey.

Frog 2 Nujoomi Pls Tell My Future

Frog 2 Nujoomi: Pls tell my future!

Nujoomi: A young smart girl,

will touch u Frog: WoW! when & where?

Nujoomi: Next semester in Biology lab

Ek Waqt Tha Aap K Msg

1 waqt tha aap K msgs aise aaty thy

jesy kisi ne ap k Sir Pe PISTOL rkhi hui hai

or ap se msg krwa rha hai

mgr ab lgta hai

us ne

GoLi mar di?

Faqeer Sms

FaQeer: Pehle ap 10 rupe dete thy

Phir 5, Ab 1 rpya

Q?

Admi:

Pehle me knwara tha

Phr shadi ki,

Ab bache hen

FaQeer:

Bht khob,

Mere paiso se ayaashiaan..!

Bomb Blast Sms

BOMB BLAST k bad 1 admi chilla raha tha,

O GOD, mera hath urr gaya.

PATHAN: hosla kro mat roo

dekho us admi ka sar urr gaya hy, wo b to chup chap leta hy:-/

Kaam Ke Na Kaaj Ke

tum sub ko alag alag nashta bana kar dongi

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Zindagi haram kar rakhi hai

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Kam Deh na kaj Deh

Dushman anaj de

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Moral

Aj Maa gusse main hai

Aeroplane a Raha Hai

Aeroplane a raha hai

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Dekho

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Dekho na

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Chala b gya pagal upar dekhna tha mobile mai ata hai kya??

To bi jahaz hi ha yaar…;o):-)

Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Per 5

Agr nahi hy Qeema to Samoso me aalo bhrdo,,

wah wah

“mgr ye to btao k”

“Kisne Kaha Tha Pepsi Per 5 Rupay Kam Kardo”

Islamic Research Se Pata Chala Hai

Musalmano jago!

Islamic research se pata chala hai k murgi haram hai.

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Chori ki.

1 Zoo Me Ek Tota

1 Zoo me ek Tota

English,

Urdu

or Punjabi bol sakta tha.

ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:

Who r u?

Tota: I’m parrot.

Admi: tum kon ho?

Tota: Main tota hon.

Admi: tu kon aien?

Tota: teri pehan da khasam, saleya tennu 2 waari das te ditta a k main tota waan.

2 Lovers in KFC

2 lovers in K.F.C,

Larka:

kya khao gi jan?

Larki:

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“Haleem”

mangwalo

Moral:

Or phasao government school ki bachiyan….

Hogaey na zalil k.F.C me.:*

Journalist Apka Favt Phool Kaunsa Ha

Journalist:apka favt Phool kaunsa ha???

Meera:O so nice Questn

Phoolon me mje flower boht pasand ha…

Father to Son

Father to son. Nalaik gulnawaz ki beti ko dekho wo first aai hai.

SON. Aur kitna dekhoon usay dekh dekh kar hi to fail hua hoon.

Bacha Darwaze Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish

bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshish kar rha tha …

1 buzurg ne dekha or bell baja di or bole Beta or kuch?

Bacha: baba g hun nassoo …

ZRORI ELAAN

ZRORI ELAAN

14 August kareeb hay so apney pyare watan se muhabbat zahir karne k liye green color k hath wale pankhey khareed laien aur us par chand tara khud bna lain ta k flag ka flag aur hwa ki hwa.

Lehratey jao aur pukartey jao

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

LOAD SHEDING PA’INDABAD:-

Kya Aap Jante Hain

Kya aap jante hain k duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaaz kahan uraya gaya tha.? ?

Jawab janye is break k baad..

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Ufone tm hi to ho..

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LU ka zeera plus..hi tarang hy..

Maza awami kha badami

Geo to aise

Geo to aise

Welcome back

Duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaz “Hawa” main uraya gia tha…

Yours Loving Mosquito

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

ALSO TRY : english funny sms, best english funny sms, new english funny jokes, latest english funny sms, funny english funny sms, english funny sms messages, new english funny text

Last Night My Books Were Dancing

Last Night My Books Were dancing in my Dream

Do u Know On Which Songs?

Guess?

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?

Zara Zara Touch me Touch me!

When You Get This SMS

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 

1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

People Who Do Lots of Work

Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work
make less mistakes.

People who do no work
make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes
gets promoted.

Thats why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.

ONLINE LETTER

ONLINE LETTER-
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Dear Facebook,
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Just wait and watch,
some day they will all leave you too-!!
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Yours sincerely,
Orkut

One of the Best Quote

One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :p

Can We Do Romance

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

Sweet Candies Are Nice to Eat

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. 

OH MY GOD! how did u find me

You Are Going to Fail in EXAM

When You Know
You Are Going To Fail
In EXAM. . .
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“Talk The Entire Way Through
The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
Debate Your Answers With
Yourself Out Loud.
If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
“I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
Me Thinking. . .”
Then Start Talking About
What A Jerk The Instructor Is. . . =P =D

Best Reply Ever by a Girl

Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p

I Am Not Rich Like Rohit

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Never Miss an Opportunity

Never miss an opportunity to say “

I love you” to someone you really really like say it directly or indirectly, 

coz it is not everyday you will meet the person who has the magic power to let you fall in love with.
Good Luck with finding the right person.

Modern Day Break Up

Modern Day Break Up..

Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U..

Boy: Why??

Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On FACEBOOK!!!

SILENCE Is D Best Answer

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
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SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
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Unfortunately
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BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW INTERVIEW

Our Friendship Means

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. 

U jump out of the window ..I look down & then… i laugh again

TWO MEN TALKING

2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Dream Makes Everything Possible

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work,

Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

What Do You Want for Your Birthday

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Kiss Is the Key of Love

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while…

A Philosophy Professor Asked

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:

“How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?”

It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !

The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
“WHICH CHAIR?” =P

Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

A HOT Teacher

Behind every FAIL student there is a HOT girlfriend &

what about TOPPERS?

A HOT Teacher jiski wajah se kamine sare classes attend karte hain

Life Without U Is Impossible

 Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood.

i cant stay for a second without u,

if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Ticket Checker to a Saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

Razia Gundon Men Phans Gai

sheela ki jawani pe dunya hans gai

munni ki badnami ke b chas gai

ab to yaaro aalam hai ye k,

Bichari razia gundon men phans gai.

Chakday India

Razia Gundon Men Phas Gai

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Hato Yar Nawa Siyapa Pe Giya A.

Sheeli ki Jawani men Munni Ko nai bacha saka,

or ab daikho phir india se call i hai k jaldi aow yahan.

Razia Gundon men Phas gai.

lo g hun daso me kithy kithy jawan

Funny Sms 2011

Funny Text Sms 2011

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Funny Messages 2011

Funny Messages 2011

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Funny Text Sms Messages and Jokes 2011

2011 Funny Text Sms Jokes And Messages

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were there.
Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai..

Urdu Funny Sms 2012

Urdu Funny Sms

2 Dost

Year 1978

A= Yaar yeah light kab jati ha?

B= Pata nahe? Shaid saal main aik baar!!!

Year 1988

A= Yaar yeah light keon jati ha???

B= Pata nahe? Shaid Transformer badaltay hain.

Year 2009

A= Yaar yeah Light kab aey ge???

B= Jab hamaray Ilagay ke aaey ge! to tumharay ilaaqay ke aaey ge.

Year 2015

A= Yaar yeah light aaey ge aaj???

B= Nahe Aaj Multan main ha! Lahore ke bari kal hai!!!

Year 2020

A= Suana ha puranay waqton main Pakistan main bhe Light hua karti the???

B= So Ja Light White kuch nahe hua karti!!!

Sab tumhara waham ha.

Yeah ha hamara Pakistan!!!

Funny Sms in Hindi 2011

Hindi Funny Sms 2011

LAZY BOY: Papa 1 Glas Pani de do
PAPA: Khud uth k pe Lo
BOY: Plz de do na,
PAPA: Ab manga to thapar maron ga,
BOY: Thapar marne Aao to Paani Lete Aana.

English Funny Sms 2011

Funny Sms In English 2011

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Urdu Hindi and English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Urdu Hindi And English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Police: 15
Time Check: 14
Love: 143
Fraud: 420
Muslim: 786
Cigarette: 555
Bear: 500
Mobilink: 300
James Bond: 007
aur
DON:
0300-8075699

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Punjabi Funny Sms

Funny Punjabi Sms

Tusi Mere Dil di Dharkan wich VAS gay O!!

VAS gay O G…

…VAS gay O..

Oououoh……

Zra thori side Maro Meri SAA di NALI vich PHAS gye O…

Bijli Sms

Bjli Sms

A girl to D0CT0R on phone:

mery bhai ko current laga Hay

me kya krun?

Doctor

Ap do nafal shukrany k ada karain

k

ap ki taraf light hey,,!

Garmi Sms

Garmi Sms

Shehri bacha: Papa aaj boht garmi hy.

Papa:Hum aaj hi A/C lagwa len ge.

Pandu bacha:Abba aj kini garmi ey.

Abba: ja kanjra tind karwa k aa.

Latest Funny Sms

Latest Funny Sms

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga.

Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy?

Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,

Un ka birthday mnaon ga,

Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.

Dr: Gud Gud! Phir?

Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,

phir

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Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya

ko maron ga..

Funny Insult Sms

Insult Sms

@,@
_/( ‘ )\_
_/”\_

pakr lia

Pehchano isey

Bandar

Nahi

Mendak

Nahi

Billi

Nahi

Jani Ye Tere andar Ka wo Keera Hy

Jo Tujhe msg nahi krne detaa.

Muhaly Ki Bachian

Yunhi soty rahy to kuch b na dekh pao gy

“DOST’

Uth jao k muhaly ki bachian school s a rahi hain.

Funny Sms Cartoon

Funny Cartoon Sms

Zinda rha to tmhara hi sath nibhaoun ga ‘Dosto‘

Bhool jaun To samjh lena k

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Bv mil gyi he.

(-,-) ( ‘.’ )

<///,,/II/.

_!!_ _//_

Chalo begum.:-

Express News Wali Lrki

Muje to Express News Wali lrki sy dar lagta hai “faraz”

Kehti Hai:

“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain”..

Tauba .. Tauba:

Funny Pathan Messages

Pathan In Computer Exam
Examiner:
“What is Microsoft Excel?”
Pathan: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer :p
Geo pathan.

Awam Se Prozor Appeal

Awam Se Prozor Appeal ….

2011 2012 2013 mai shadi karne wale jorey…..

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sirf bijli paida karain, Q K mulk mai bijli ki kami hai, bacho ki nhi:->

Joke of the Century Sms

Joke Of The Century Sms!

Agar next time America main sonaami aya tou, uska zimadar Osaama hoga Q K
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Osaama samundar main Hai..

Funny Fact Sms

This Funny fact always happen with me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
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But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room!

Sheikh Sms

Shiekh mehman se: thanda peo ge ya garm,
Mehman: dono
Sheikh:  begum pani da ik glass freizer viechu te ik glass gezer viechu le a.

Dirty Nurse Sms

1 Nurse Ne baba ko 2 injction peeche lgae or 3 dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga

Baba smja ye b mere lye hain

Baba Nurse se: putar hip pehli wari vekhi oo??? @(,”)@

Veena Malik Sms

Mard Kitna He Dheela Ho

Kuch Bhi Ho Jaey

2 Kaam Lazmi Karta Hai

Subha Uth K

“KHOORAAK“

Ki Talaash

Or

Kaam Se Lout K

“SOORAAKH“

Ki Talaash

(Veena Malik)

Book: PURA LIA TO BAAT BANI.

Chapter: Piyas phir b na bujhi.

Mobilink Jazz Sms

1 sardar ko MOBILINK men operatr ki job mil gyi.Pehle he din call ayi

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“Sir meri JAZZ ki sim block ho gyi hai.”

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Sardar: “Te kanjra Zong di le la…

Best Funny Sms

Kanto bhary Raston pr kon Apka sath dega

Ami/Papa

No

Husbnd/Wife

No

Brothr/Sistr

No

Frind/Girlfrind

No

Sirf Or Sirf

Apki

CHAPAL

A SILENT Message BY

Dita mochi

Latest Funny Jokes

Beta: Ammi kya pasand ki shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz ho jate hain?

Maa: Tu yakinan kisi churail k chakar main hoga,
or ye sub tujhy usi daaien ny kaha hoga,
ye aaj ki larkiyan to bus larkon ko phansany main lagi rehti hain,
jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayen,
beta in sy bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi….

Beta: Ammi aisa kuch nahi wo to abbu bta rahy thy k ap dono ki pasand ki shadi thi.

Dawat Sms

Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay

K0i dawat pr bula kar ”Teenday” khilye To Kaisa Lagta Hai

(,”)/ DASSO yar

! Navi begairti.

Doctor Nurse Sms

Sardar nurse se:

Agr meri beti ho to kehna FAIL or beta ho to kehna PASS.

Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua.

Nurse:

mubarak ho

Sardar ji apki

SUPLI aai he …

New Style to Propose a Girl

New Style Of Proposing a Girl

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Aap K Paaon Bohat Khubsurat Hæn,

Kya Yehi Khobsurat Paaon Meray Bachon Ki Jannat Ban Saktay Hain..???

Allama Iqbal Sms

Allama Iqbal ne parinde se !

Kya tumhen asmaan se girne ka nahi hai dar ..?

Parinde ne kaha ..!

Iqbal yaar teri mairbani ena na s0chia kr ;

Mobile Sms

Amrica k ik science daan ne kaha hai k rat ko mobile sirhaney k nichay na rakha jaye,

Kyun

K

Rat ko bell bajne se banday ka

.

Traahh nikal jata hai:-D

Khusra Sms in Urdu or Hindi

1 Khusray Ney Mardana Taqat ka Capsule Khaya Tou Uss k Andar sy Awaz aai

Hum Maazrat Khuwah Hein,

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“Aap k System Mein Matlooba Sahoolat Muyasar Nhi..