Monday, 3 October 2011

If u want 2 b happy 4 a short tym, GET DRUNK
If u want 2 b happy 4 a long tym, FALL IN LOV3
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don’t even think of these 2.

A Fool May Be Known

A fool may be known by six things :
Anger without cause, speech without profit,
change without progress, enquiry without object,
putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.

Agar Ap Se Wo Insan

Sawal:
Agar ApSe Wo Insan
“I LOVE U”
Kahe Jise Aap Pyar Nahi Karte

To Kis Tarha Aap Usay KahoGe K UsKa Dil Bhi Na Tutay.
Reply must i m wating

Guzri Huwi Zindagi

Guzri huwi zindagi ko kabi yaad na karna,
Taqdeer me jo likha hai uski faryaad na krna,
Jo hona hai wo ho k rahega,
Fikar me kabi apni hansi barbaad na karna

When You Talk

When you talk you are only repeating what you already know,
but if you listen, you may learn something new be a silent listener.

A Fulfiling Future

A fulfiling future belongs to those with strong vision & resilence.
It doesn’t matter where you might be now.Starting well and finishing strong iz what counts
~ Advice SMS Text Message

Love is all in fire and yet freezing,
Love is much in winnig, but is more in loosing,
Love is ever sick and yet is never dying,
Love is ever true and yet is ever lying,
Love does doath in liking and is mad in loathing,
Love indeed is everything, yet indeed is nothing.

Think in the Morning

Think in the morning,
do it in the afternoon,
eat in the evening,
sleep in the night.

Travelling on the Right Path

Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take

unneccessary breaks others will push you back.

Do Not Worry About Failure

Do not worry about failure.

Worry about all the chances you miss when you don’t try

Advice Sms

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People will always throw stones in your path !

It dpends on u ! what do u make from it:

A “Wall” of difficulties.

OR,

A “Bridge of success.

Advice sms
If u want 2 b happy 4 a short tym, GET DRUNK
If u want 2 b happy 4 a long tym, FALL IN LOV3
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don’t even think of these 2.

Advice sms
Guzri huwi zindagi ko kabi yaad na karna,
Taqdeer me jo likha hai uski faryaad na krna,
Jo hona hai wo ho k rahega,
Fikar me kabi apni hansi barbaad na karna

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Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

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Don’t waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.

Advice Funny Jokes
The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER.

Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God’s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.

Advice Funny Jokes
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Love the ones who don’t because you can. Believe everthing happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Forgive quickly. God never said life would be easy. He just said it would be worth it.

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Good Advice Sms

“Hardwork is like stairs and luck is like lift..

Sometimes lift may fail but stairs will always take you at the top.”

Have a successfull Life!

Naughty Advice Sms

ADVICE 2boyz

2 type ki girls k piche na bhago

1 jsky piche me hu q k wo tujko kabi ni milegi

2 jiske piche me ni hun

q k jo mujh se ni pasi wo tujse kya pasegi

Nice Sayings

We always feel that life of others is Better than us..!!

But

We always forget that

we are also

“OTHERS” for someone Else..

Best Advice Sms

“kisi ka dil mat dkhao,

Q k muafi mang leny k bawajod usy dukh zror rhy ga.

Jaisy dewar mei lagi keel ko nikalny sy nishan reh jata h,

Advice Sms for Good Life

Good Life Advice Sms

Straight roads never make Good drivers!

Smooth sea never makes Good sailors!

Clear sky never makes Good pilots!

Problem free life never makes a strong & Good person.

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.

Dont ask Life “y me?”

Instead say “Try me!”Have a tough but a wining day.

Islamic Advice Sms

1 Nemat milny Ka

Shukr ada krna

Dusri Nemat Milny Ka

Zarya Hy

Hr Haal mein khuda ka shukr

ada krty rho ta’k USKI Rehmtain tm py nazil hoti rhein.

Advice Sms Messages

Zindagi Mein Kabhi Compromise Karna Pary To Dont Hesitate

BCoz:

“Jhukta Wohi Hai Jis Me Jaan Hoti Hai, Akarna To Murday Ki Pehchan Hai.

Great Advice Sms

Advice For Great Life

Having Allah in ur heart does not mean that u will not face any storm…

But

It means that no storm can sink ur boat!!

Maintain Deep Faith in Allah.

Islamic Advice

Islamic Advice Sms

Kisi ko uski “ZAAT” or purany libas ki waja sy “HAQEER” na samjhna.

“Q k”

“Tujhe Deny Wala” aur “usy Deny Wala”"Aik Hi Hai..”

Real Confidence

Assalam-o-Alaikum.

“Don’t Show Of Yourself With Artificial Things,

Because,

Real Confidence Is In Your Simplicity Which Shows Your Character.”

Advice for Loving Life

You can win life by all means,

if u avoid just two things in life..!

“comparing urslf with others..”

and

“expecting from others..!

Advice of the Day

!Advice Of The Day!

“Agr Koi Tum Sy Bhlai Ki Umeed Rkhay To Usy Maayus Mat Karo.

Q K Logon Ki Zruraton Ka Tum Sy Wabasta Hona Tum Par “ALLAH” Ka Khas Karam hai.

Ek Naseehat

!Ek Naseehat!

“Dost k saath kabhi Bhi Aisi Laraai Mat karna,

Q K,

Tum Laraai to jeet jao gay per apne behtreen dost ko haar jao

Never Reject Anybody in Your Life

Never Reject Anybody In ur Life,

Becaz

Good Person Gives Us “HAPPINESS“And

Bad person Gives Us

“EXPERIENCE“…!

Both Are Essential for life.

Kisi Ka DIL Mat Dukhao Ho Sakta

Kisi ka “DIL” Mat Dukhao Ho sakta

Hai woh Tumhain Aise Chahta ho,

Jese Marne Wala Zindagi Chahata Ho.

Dukh Dene Wale Se Hamesha Mohabbat Karo

Dukh dene wale se Hamesha MOHABBAT karo

Lekin kisi MOHABAT karne wale ko Dukh mat do

Q k sari Dunya k Liye TuM 1 ho

Mager kisi 1 k liye TUM sari Dunya Ho.

Har Woh Din Tumhare Liye EID Hai

””Har Woh Din Tumhare Liye “EID” Hai,

Jis Din Tum Se Koi “GUNNAH” Na HO””

Nice Saying

Nice saying!

“I dont have time to hate those people who hate me…

Because..

I’m too busy in loving the ones who love me..!”

People Will Always Throw Stones in Your Path

People will always throw stones in your path !

It dpends on u ! what do u make from it:

A “Wall” of difficulties.

OR,

A “Bridge of success.

Hazrat Ali (R.A) Se Kisi Ne Kaha

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Se kisi ne Kaha:

Ali Ap “AMEER”

Hain nechy Kyu bethy hain?

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

ny jwab diya k,

Nechy bethny Wala kabi girta nhi.

Someone Asked What Is Forgiveness

Someone asked What is forgiveness?

How lovely A little boy replied

“It is the wondrful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone”.

Allah Ki 4 Rehmatain

<(ALLAH)>

Rehmtain Jo insan Say Bardasht Nahi Houti.

1.BETI

2.MEHMAN

3.BARISH

4.BIMARI

ALLAH

Azab Jo insan Bahut Khushi Say Qabool Kertay Hain.

1.SOOD

2.JAHEZ

3.GHEEBAT

4.JHOOT

¡:¡:¡

Achi Aur Naik Baat Phelana

Allah Ta’Ala Farmate Hein

Allah Ta’ala
Farmate hein…

Aiy Bande jo
Hua…

Woh acha…
Hua…

Jo ho raha
Hai…

Acha ho raha
Hai…

Jo hoga woh bhi
Acha hoga…

Tera kia gya jo
Tu rota hai…

Tu kia laya tha jo
Tu ne kho diya…

Jo liya yahein se
Liya…

Jo diya yahein par
Diya…

Jo aaj tera hai
Pehle kisi aur ka
Tha…

Aur kal kisi aur
Ka hoga…

Tabdeeli Kainat
Ka Mamool hai”

Bas tu wo jama kar Jo tu sath le jany wala hai Yani Nek amal”.
(Subhan ALLAH)

Eagle Siting on a Tree Doing Nothing

Eagle Siting On A Tree Doing Nothing,

Rabit Thought 2 Do The Same & Sat On Ground.

A Wolf Came & Ate Him..

Moral:

To Sit & Do Nothing U Need To Be On Top…..!

V.I.P TIPs

V.I.P TIPs

1)= Jin logo k khyalat ache hote hain wo kbi bi tanha ni hote.

2)= Hamesha muskurao Q k dunia hmesha muskurane walo ka sath dati he.

3)= Hmesha sach bolo ta k qasm khane ki zrurt na pare.

4)= Fzool behas behtreen dost se juda krti he.

5)= Jo drakht phal na de wo saya zrur deta he.

Never Hate the People Who Are Jealous of U

Never hate the people who are jealous of U…

Instead love them,

Bcoz they are the ones who believe that U are better than them..!

RAAT Ke Andhere Se Darta Hoon

RAAT Ke Andhere Se Darta Hoon,

QABAR Se Q Nahi,

;

Sanpon Se Dartey Ho,

NAMAZ Parhtey Q Nahi,

;

Bicho Se Dartey Ho

TILAWAT-ZIKAR Karte Q Nahi,

;

D0ZAKH Se Pana Maangtey Ho,

SHAITAN Se Q Nahi

;

JANNAT Mein Jana Chahtey Ho,

MASJID Me Q Nahi,

;

Rishwat Daitey Ho

GHAREEB Ko Khana Q Nahi,

;

S00D Se Kamatey Ho,

MEHNAT Se Q Nahi,

;

GHEEBAT Karte Ho

TABLEEG Q Nahi,

;

Firqa Wariyat Par Chaltey Ho,

QURAAN Pe Q Nahi,

;

Gaaney Gaatey Ho,

DAROOD Parhtey Q Nahi,

;

TAQREER Suntey Ho,

AMAL Kartey Q Nahi,

;

Khush Khabri Ke Liye SmS Bhej Daitey Ho

ALLAH Ki Raza Ke Liye Q Nahi.

Sow a Thought & You Reap an Act

Sow a thought, & you reap an act;

Sow an act, & you reap a habit;

Sow a habit, & you reap a character;

Sow a character, & you reap a destiny.

Don’T Bring People Close to Your Heart

Don’t bring people close to your heart,

Because the problem with the close people is that,

They know where to hit exactly . . . .

Kisi Ko Apni Safai Bayan Na Karo

“kisi ko apni Safai byan na kro

Q K jo tumko Pasand krta hy usko Safai ki zrurat nhi

or jo tumse Nafrat krta hy

wo kbi Yaqin nhi kre ga!”

*Hazrat ALI (a.s)*

Tm Ksi B INSAAN Ko Bura Na Smjho

(AL-QURAN)

“Tm Ksi B INSAAN Ko Bura Na Smjho,

Shayed wo wesa Na Ho Jis Trah Tum smjhte Ho,

Hqiqi ilm To ALLAH

K Pas Hay,

or Tum To La-ilm Ho.”

(Sura Bqrah,216) good morning

Insan Jb Allah Pak Sy Dua Krta Hy To

Insan jb”ALLAH”pak sy dua krta hy to

“ALLAH”pak 3 jumly farmta hy

1=Sabr kro

2=Abi wqt ni aya

3=Mary pas is sy b

Acha hy tmhare lye

Bus mujhse na umeed na hona.

Nabi (S.a.w.w) K Soney K Tariqa

NABI (S.A.W.W) K SONEY K TARIQA :

>wazu kr k sona.

>bister jharna

>dahini krwat pr sona

>tahajjud &fajr k lea jagne ki neyat krna

>pehla kalma

>ayat ul kursi

>sub ko maaf kr k sona

>sonay ki dua prh kr sona

Har rat hm ek dusry ko goodnite k msgs krty hain aj ye fwd kar k dekhain:

Aik Din Hamen B Nahi Choregi Us K Bad Log Aainge

“MOUT”

Aik din hamen b nahi choregi us k bad log aainge

hamari

NAMAZE-JANAZA hogi,

Aur phir “DAFAN”

kar k sab wapis

Chalen jaen ge

Ab Qayamat tak k liye ham honge aur ye “QABAR”

/\______________ |__|_____________|

Qabar ki roshni sirf hai “NAMAZ”

Lihaza Namaz pharo or 2sro ko b namaz ki takid karo

plz ye msg sb friend’s ko send karo.

A Man Asked God

A Man Askd God: Y Did U Made Woman So Cute?

God Said: So U Can Love Her

Man Asks: But God Y Did U Made Her So Stupid?

God Says: So She Can Love U too

New Research of Astrologers

New research of astrologers.

never beleive in 3 people.

sagitarius, capricorn, pices. Bcz they are the most selfish n mean.

never lose 3 people,

taurus, cancer, aries. Bcz they are the most sincere n true lovers.

never share with 3 people,

virgo, libra,scorpio, bcz they can never keep secrets n cheat people by crocodile tears.

never reject 3 people,

leo, gemini, aquarius

bcz they are true friends n never think bad 4 any one.

613 Hadis-E-NABI (S.a.w.w)

613,Hadis-e-NABI(s.a.w.w)

“Wo din qarib hai jab Aasman pe sirf 1 sitara hoga,

Tauba ka darwaza bund kar diya jaye ga,

Quran k HAROOF mit jaen ge,

Suraj zamin k pas aajaega.”

NABI(s.a.w.w) ne farmaya:Jo koi bi ye khabar logon tk puhnchye ga,

Qyamt K din janat me us K liye Muqam mere zimy hoga.

(GOOD MORNING)

Best Sms in My Inbox

*”;Best sms in my inbox;”*

Jab shetan ne kaha k ay RABB

“Teri Izzat ki qasam!

me tere bando ko hmesha behkata rahoonga,

jabtak unki roohen un k jismon me rahengi..”

ALLAH RABULIZZAT ne Irshad Farmaya,

“Mujhay Qasam hay apni Izzat-o-Jalal ki aur Apne Aala Maqam ki.

jab tak wo mujse Asstaghfar karte rahenge,

ME UNKO BAKHSHTA RAHUN GA”

SUBHAN-ALLAH

Apni puray contacts me jahan tk ho ske Send krdo..

ALLAH aap ko is paygham ka ajar de ga

Life Is a Dramatic Story

Life is a dramatic story;

We care for the ones who don’t give any importance to our care,

And we neglect the ones who are much caring for us…!!

1 Galat Fehmi Ye Saazish

1 Galat fehmi ye Saazish?

Agar Qur’ani ayaat or ahadees k SMS srf islye

na bheje Jaen k wo delete hojate hain tu phir

>Qurani ayat madarson me board pr lkh kr b mita de jati hain

>Tv pr display k baad b gaib ho jati hain

>Computer se mukam’mil Qur’an delete hojatey Hen

Qayamat ki nishani lafz mitna nhi bulke Elm uthna hy!!

Qur’ani Ayaat (tarjuma) or sahi Mustanad Ahadees ko Phelaen

or ISLAM se rokney walon ki sazish ko nakaam bana dain!

Or sirf unhi ayat or ahadith ko fwd kry jin k sath cnfrmd rfrnce ho

JAZAKALLAH

Me Ro Raha Tha Jab Mere Paon Me Jotay Nahi The

” Me Ro Raha Tha Jab Mere Paon Me Jotay Nahi The,,.

“Lekin: ‘Achanak Me Chup Ho Gaya Jab Mene 1

Shakhs Ko Dekha Jis K Paon Hi Nahi The…!

(SHEIKH SAADI)

“Har Haal Me ALLAH Ka Shukar Aada Karo

K Us Ne Tumhin Boht Se Logon Se Behtar Banaya Hai…!’

Wabasta TERI Hayat Se Sabhi Silsilay Hain Magar

” ‘A ALLAH’

Wabasta TERI zaat se sabhi silsilay hain magar !!

**********

meri zindagi hai mukhtasir TERI’BANDAGI’ k liye! “

Gud morning!

Jis DIN Bohat Ziyada Garmi Hoti Hai

Jis DIN Bohat ziyada Garmi hoti hai..

To ALLAH PAK Farishton ko Zameen par bhejty hain k dekho log kya keh rahy hain..? Agr uss Garmi mein koi ye kahy k

“ALLAH HUMMA AJIRNI MINAN NAAR”

AY ALLAH…!

Mujhe Jahannum ki Garmi(Aag)se bacha”

To ALLAH PAK Farishton ko Gawah bana kr uss Shakhs ko Jahannum se Bakhsh dety Hain.

Sab se iltija hai k Garmi ko bura kehny ki bajaye 1 bar yeh Dua b apni zaban se ada Karein…!

(JAZAK’ALLAH)

8 Ways to Earn Even After Death

8 ways To earn Even After Death.

1)Give a copy of Qur’an to sum one. Each time they read from it,U gain.

2)Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, U gain.

3)Teach sumone to recite a Dua.

4)Share a Qur’anic CD.

5)Participate in building a Masjid.

6)Place water cooler in a public place.

7)Plant a tree.U gain wenever a prson,animal sits in its shade or eats 4m it.

8)Share dz msg amng ppl if u can.One aplies any of the above,U gain.

Asalam Alikum Sms

مختلف قسم کے

سلاموںکےمطلب:

* اسلام علیکم

تم پرسلامتی ھو.

* اسام علیکم.

تم کوموت آۓ.

* اساعیکم.

تم خوشی کو ترسو.

* سلامالیکم.

تم پرلعنت ھو.

*سام علیکم.

تم بربادھو.

یہ بنیادی غلطیاں ھیںاورھرمسلمان کاجانناضروری ھے. سب دوستوںکو سینڈکریں

Jab Allah Ki Baargah Mein Tumhaari

“Jab Allah Ki Baargah Mein Tumhaari Dua’ain

Qabool Na Ho Rahi Hon

Too Apni “Giza” Aur “Guftagu” Ka Ehtesaab Karo”.

HAZRAT ALI.

The Biggest Advantage in Speaking Truth

The biggest advantage in speaking truth is that you never

need to remember what you said earlier…!

Dolat Sa Mohabbat Na Kar

Dolat sa mohabbat na kar,

Ae Insan Kyun K kafan Ki Jaib nhai hoti..

Just Two Lines But Really Meaningful…..

Jab 5 Seconds Ki Muskurahat Se Photo

Assalam-o-Alaikum

**gOOd~mOrNing**

>>Aaj_ki_Ache_Baat<<

Jab 5 seconds ki Muskurahat Se

Photo Achi Ho Sakti hai

tau

Hamesha Muskurany Se Zindagi Achi kyon nahi ho sakti…?

So,Always keep Smiling:-)

RELATION Is When Someone Hurts U

“RELATION”is when someone hurts u,

u dont hurt back.

Whn someone shouts at u,

u dont shout back.

BUT

Whn someone needs u

u always come baCk..

As a Final Incentive Before Giving Up

As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,

try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate.

Do Not Attempt to Do a Thing Unless You Are Sure

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don’t relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.

Happiness Is the Sounds of a Carnival

Happiness is the sounds of a carnival,
with rides, laughter, and games.
Happiness is winning a teddy bear
from the dart game at the fair.

Jab ALLAH Tumhare Pas Se Kuch Le Leta Hai

Jab ALLAH Tumhare Pas Se Kuch Le Leta Hai,
To Mat Socho K Wo Tumhe Saza De Raha Hai,

Balke Wo Tumhe Is Se Behtar Dene K liye Aazma Raha Hai…

Bando Ki Allah Se Sulha Krwa Raha Hon

Aik Din aik derwesh bazar me betha tha,,,

Badshah ne pocha:
“Bhai kya kr rahy ho?”

derwesh ne kaha:
“Bando ki Allah se sulha krwa raha hon. Allah to man raha hay magar bandy nai maan rahy…”

Kuch Dino bad derwesh kabrastan me betha tha. Badsha ne kaha:
“Bhai kya kr rhay ho?”

derwesh ny kaha:
“AllAH ki Bandon se sulha krwa raha hon…
Magar Aj bande tu man rahe hain ALLAH nai man raha”
“Think abt it”

Don’T Make Them Your Priority

don’t make them your priority

who considers you as

an option…”

assalam o alaikum n suub bkhair…

A Fool May Be Known by Six Things

A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit,
change without progress, enquiry without object,
putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES??????

In Success and Failure in Sunshine and Rain

In success and failure,

in sunshine and rain,

in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.

Take Time to Look It Is Price of Success

Take time to look- it is price of success
Take time to think- it is a source of power
Take time to read- it is a source of wisdom
Take time to be friendly- it is a way of happiness

Agar Manzil Tak Pahunchney Main Tumhein

Agar manzil tak pahunchney main tumhein mushkilat paish na aayien,

to ek baar taasali karlo kaheen tumhra rasta ghalat to nahi?
Hazarat Ali (R.A)