Showing posts with label insult sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label insult sms. Show all posts

Friday, 7 October 2011

High Class Insult

High Class Insult !
Girl 2 boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho
Boy: Main b isi liye itni der se soch raha hun k mere pas KHOTI q khari hai:

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

“BADLA”
Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha
Meri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gya ha
Tm sy Acha Hy Men Uski Dulhan Banu Gi, Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do’
PaPu Ny Apny Sary frnds Ki GirlFrnds Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki
Un me Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha
‘Lo In Me Sy Nikal Lo,
Muje Tumhri Shakl yad nai:
jee oye pappu! ;-)

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Modren Bezti

“Modren Bezti”
Boy 2 girl:
I love u & want 2 marry u
Girl:
ApNi shakL dekhi hY
.
boy:
Dekhi hY to tery pas aya hn warna Katrina kaif k pas na jata, churail.

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Dirty Job Sms

* Zarurat Hy *
Aise Nojawano ki jo Chumiyan Denay Me Mukammal Maharat Rakhte Ho,
Tajarba Zaruri Nhi
Umer,
15 to 25
Clour white
Hight 5-2/10 inch
Salary,
25000
Khana, Rehaish Free
2 Adad Haaliya Face Ki Tasveron K sath Tamam Dastavizat
Kissi bhe puraney Londaybaz Sy Attested
25 may Tak Jama Karwayn Shukria.
Jigar Teri To Nokari Lag Gae

Saturday, 1 October 2011

Classical Bezati

=Classical bezati=
Boy 2 girl during fight:
Mujh se panga na lena maen shair ka bacha hoon
girl:
aik bat bta!
shair ghar aya tha ya anti jungle gai thi? :-D

Friday, 30 September 2011

Ek Waqt Tha Aap K Msg

1 waqt tha aap K msgs aise aaty thy
jesy kisi ne ap k Sir Pe PISTOL rkhi hui hai
or ap se msg krwa rha hai
mgr ab lgta hai
us ne
GoLi mar di?

Funny Insult Sms

Insult Sms

@,@
_/( ‘ )\_
_/”\_
pakr lia
Pehchano isey
Bandar
Nahi
Mendak
Nahi
Billi
Nahi
Jani Ye Tere andar Ka wo Keera Hy
Jo Tujhe msg nahi krne detaa.

Sunday, 18 September 2011

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

“BADLA”
Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha
Meri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gya ha
Tm sy Acha Hy Men Uski Dulhan Banu Gi, Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do’
PaPu Ny Apny Sary frnds Ki GirlFrnds Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki
Un me Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha
‘Lo In Me Sy Nikal Lo,
Muje Tumhri Shakl yad nai:
jee oye pappu! ;-)