Medical Store Wale Ne Suba

Medical store walay ne suba dukan kholi to agy 2 kuttay bethay thay

Dukndr:

Oye tusi ki kr rhay ho?

Kuttay:

Yaar sari raat ponkde ryaan

2 “STREPSILS” te de-

ALL IS WELL

ALL IS WELL.

Jab light ho out of control,

to khirki darwaze khol,

khirki darwaze khol,

or chnda mamu ko bol

“ALL IzZ WELL”

WAPDA Kia jane students ka kya hoga?

Tayari karega ya wo rota hoga?

Koi na jane inka result kya hoga?

To Candle jala,UPS chala, Generator chala k bol,

“Bhaiya ALL IzZ WELL !

Kaisi Lagi Ghazal Baji Dena

“”funny ghazal”"

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena,

Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena!

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai,

Pyaz kat’ty wqt tum rona nai!

Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,

Thora sa to khila do agr khana acha hy!

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,

Aa rha hon mai thori chaaye bna lyna.

Mast Funny Joke

usy kaha tha

k 1 meter kapra

ziyada ly lo,

ab kehti ha

:meri phulan wali kurti

hoi wakhiyan to

tang wy………..

Ab Wo Rooz Phone Py Nakhron Sy Bat Karti Ha

ab wo rooz phone py nakhron sy bat karti ha

faraz

main ny ik bar kaha tha

(sohni dy nakhry menu sohny lagdy)

Is Pe B TAX Lag Jayega

Free

Freee

Freeeee

Bilkul Freeee…!!

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Pakistan Mai Saans Lena bilkul Free

jaldi jaldi Le Lo Warna

is pe B TAX Lag jay ga

Geo to Aisay

“GEO TO AiSaY“

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Me Thy,

1Faqeer Aya,

Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,Or

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Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya…;-)

Sacha Waqia Hai

;-(Plz delet mat krna srf 1 bar parrh len,

Ye 100% sacha waqia hai,

DG Khan me ek farm pe 1 bhains ne bacha dia jis ne peda hoty hi kaha,

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Bhaaaaaaaaan

Tumhare Pen Mei Ink Nahi Hai

Boy: Tumhare pen mei ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhay ho kia?Chal to rha hai,

Boy: Acha to phr apna number likh k dikhao.

Hoor Aisi Hogi

Molvi Sahab Jumme k din HOOR ki tareef bayan kar rahe thay

k

Hoor aisi hogi

Hoor wesi hogi

 Jab zyada Josh aya to phir farmaya

 ”Bas ab ap logo se kya behes karun

 Ye jo apne muhalle mein BUTT SAHAB hain unki bachiyon ko hi dekh len…

Qasam se hoorein hain hoorein…!:-)

Main Teri Maa Hoon

Maa: Beta UK se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna.

Betay ne uk se capsol bhejy or kaha: 1 se ziada nahi khana.

Jb beta uk se wapis aya to dekha ghr me 1 khubsurat larki ghoom rhi hai.

Beta:tm kon ho?

Main teri maa hoon.

Beta:Abba kahan hai?

Maa:Unho ne 2 kha liye thy wo jhooly Me so rhy hein.

Pathan Masjid Mein Ro Ro K

Pathan Masjid Mein Ro Ro k Dua Kar Raha Tha

Ya Allah!

Tu Janta Hai Ham Pepsi Nahi Pita

Bs Kisi Tarha is ramzan me Niswar Pe 5 Rupy Km Krwa Dy.

Tum Ek Hafte Ke Liye Class Set Out

Ek Student: Miss aap ke brazer ki 1 patti nazar aa rahi he,

Miss: Tum ek hafte ke liye class set out,

2sra Student: aap ke brazer ki dono pattian nazar aa rahi hein,

Miss: Tum 1 mahene ke liye class se out,

Miss ka pen neche gira uthane ke liye jhuki to pappu uth kar class se jane laga miss ne pochha Tum kahan ja rahe ho

pappu: Miss Mene jo dekha lagta hai Meri taleem mukammal ho gai he.

Arabic KHABRAIN

*~*~*Arabic KHABRAIN*~*~*

Haaza Zardariun Anni DaTunn Bagheratun Azabun Fi Insanun Fasadun Khabeesun

Asal-Haramdatun

Aata-Tunn

Bijli-Sunn

Petrol-Gumm

Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Or to Or Hor Sun Balancen Checkun 12pais0n Taxun Tunun

Kaminun Kuttun Don’t Deletun Frwdtun Farzun.!:-)

1 Pagal Dusre Pagal Se Udasi K Sath

1 pagal dusre pagal se udasi k sath:

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain??

Dusra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar.

Yeh le LeEmOo.

tu LaSSi Bana…

O Jee Gal Suno

”O JEE gal suno,

garmi da 1 faida ay??

Nai pata??

Lay das…. ,,,

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sardi Nai Lagdi..;-)

Dulha Suhaag Raat Ko Dua Maang Raha Tha

Dulha suhaag raat ko Dua maang raha tha

“Ya ALLAH, mujhe taaqat aur tajarba atta kar..”

Dulhan boli:

Tu sirf taaqat ki Dua kar, tajarba mujhe boht hai.:-)

Molvi Ki Niyat Sms

( مولوى کی نیت)

نیت کرتاہوںچارپلیٹ بریانی کی خاص واسطےپیٹ کے

20 نانون سمیت مع ذرده سلادکے وقت میراکھانےكا

منه میرادیگ کیطرف جلدی کر,نہ کوئی خوف,نہ کوئی ڈر,

بوٹیاں اندركر

شرم نہ کر.

Bismillah Karan Sms

Though bad he is my friend and besides all he is my love
and why should i complain about the handsome
Instead i will say welcome him 1 lac times…

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..?…

Samajh nahi aya na?…?

mujhe pta tha paindu, chalain ap ko Punjabi main samjhati hun..

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..O MARA AY TE MARA SAHI YAR JO HAY
KUJH V HOVAY O SADA PIYAR JO HAY
KIUN SOHNAY DA GILLA KARAN O MAIN TA LAKH VARI
BISMILAAH KARAN.. :

Larki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli

Larki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli-
‘Machaliya Itni khubsurt Q Hoti Hai’
Larka (SPRITE PITE HUE)-
‘Q K Wo KAPRE Nahi Pehenti’
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-SIDHI BAAT No BAKWAS.

Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed

Diapers & Politicians Should Be Changed

Often

For The Same Reason

Wo Tujhe Door Se Dekh K Apna

Wo Tujhe door se

Dekh k Apna

DOPPTTA Sambhal Leti hai…

Main Hairaan Hoon k

wo itni Door se b

Kanjar Pehchaan Leti hy. :-

Now a Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things

Now A Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things

1. Make Up
2. Mobile Phones
3. Shopping
Aur
4. Shahzad Khan

Now Dont Edit And Write Your Name

Wonderful Lines on an Office Wall

Wonderful Lines On An Office Wall :

If You Think Ur Boss Is

‘Stupid‘..

Remember!!

U Would Not Have Got The Job If He Was Smarter..!! :

I Love You Sms

^”I LOVE YOU”^

یہ میسج ایک سو لڑکیوں کو بھیجو اورجیتو پولیس اسٹیشن کی مفت سیر.

وه بھی شاندار نیلی گاڑی میں کھانا،پینا،رھنا اور پورے جسم کا مساج بالکل مفت مزید معلومات کےلیے 15پر کال کریں

Kuri Koi Nai Phassi

Beth kr tanha udas raton me ye sochta rhta hun

“WASSI”

Zindgi muk chali!

pr kuri koi nai phassi..!

Zalmo kisay da numbr E dy do ÅjÑÅB¡_

1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha Tha

1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha tha

Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout dey

Paas baitha 1 Baba bola:

Molvi G Jihaad te Tussi Jana Nahi Te Halway Which bomb kisi ne pana Nahi…..!

Yeh Shaadi Nahi Aasan

Yeh shaadi nahi aasan, bs itna samajh lijiye,

Aik ‘furnail’ ki goli hai or chooc k khaani hai..!

Happy BaLance Send Day

“Happy BaLance Send Day“

Rs20=Nice-Friend

Rs30=Sweet-Friend

Rs5o=Cute-Friend

Rs7o=Gud-Friend

Rs100=Best-Friend

Ab Nibhao Dosti

Hai Koi Sacha DosT?:

A Boy Took a Knife & Wrote His

A boy took a knife & wrote his girlfriend’s name on his hand.

5 mins later he starts crying loudly.

Why?

Paining

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SPELLING MISTAKE..!:D:-P

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghoonghat

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghoonghat mein Q Kara jata hai..

Socho…

Socho

Nai pata

Taake kisi k mun se yeh na nikal jaye ki

“abe yeh to meri wali thi”…:

Wife Bv Aur Begum

Wife

BV

aur

Begum

main kiya

Farq hai.???

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“Kuch farq nahi hai Dost”;)

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“Ye hindustan, india or bharat ki trha 1 hi Dushman k 3 Alag Alag naam hain.

Bacha Apni Maa Se

Bacha Apni Maa Se:Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain

Maa: Kidhar Hai ghareeb?

Bacha:Bahir Khara”KULFI” Bech Raha Hai Garmi Main Bechara…

Lady Doctor Se

Lady Doctor Se:

Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Malaym, Soft

OR Sensitive hai

OR, Mera Rang B Bohat gora hai

Mein Raat ko kya Laga kar Soya karun?

Doctor:

“KUNDI”

One Day a Fisherman Got Up Very

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning

There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea

He saw a pack of stones…

To pass time He started throwing the stone into the sea

While having the last stone in the hand

The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond

He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea ..

Moral of the story:

Don’t get up early in the morning…. . . .

Classical Bezati

=Classical bezati=

Boy 2 girl during fight:

Mujh se panga na lena maen shair ka bacha hoon

girl:

aik bat bta!

shair ghar aya tha ya anti jungle gai thi?

Kbhi Toot Kr Bikhro to Mujhy

Kbhi toot kr

bikhro to mujhy

yaad kr lena

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Main thorra boht

Welding ka kaam b janta hon.

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switch 0n kr 0ye nikyaa.

2 Nalaik Exam Ke Baad

2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:

1st:

Ye paper konsa tha?

2nd:

Maths ka

1st:

Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?

2nd:

Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha:-).

An Old Man Married a Young Girl

An old man married a young girl,

Some one asks the girl:

Aap ne in mye kiya dekha?

Girl: Ek tou in ki

“INCOME”

or

dosray in kay

“DIN KUM.

Master Tune Homework Nahi Kya

Master: Tune Homework Nahi Kya,

Batao Kya Saza Don?

Child:

Wo Larki Jo Last Seat Pe Bethi Hy Usne B Nhi kya,

Hm Dono Ko Nanga Kr k Bathroom Me Band Kar Dein!!!

Waqt Zaya Na Karo

“GOLDEN WORDS”

Waqt Zaya Na Karo!

Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shaks Say Poocho!

Jo Bathrom K Bahar Khara Ho!

Aur Usy peches Hon!

Aur Andar Walay Ko

“Qabz” Ho.

Zardari Girl Frnd Se

ZARDARI Girl Frnd se:

Tum dunya me jahan b ho gi,

Tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loonga,

Girl Frnd: Mujhe pehlay hi shak tha K Tum

Kisi Kuttay ki nasal se ho!

Zubeda Appa Arz Karta Hai

Zubeda appa arz karta hai

Mere dil k bavarchi khanay ma teri yad ka cholha jalta hai..

…Wah Wah…

kia Sher hai.

Zra ghor kren.

Mere Dil k bavarchi khany me teri yad ka cholha jalta hai,

Tere ishq k pakoray pakty hain jis ma SHAN masala dalta hai..

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Oye Hoye
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lo0t lia
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   AAPA:-

Zubeda Appa Arz Karta Hai

Zubeda appa arz karta hai

Mere dil k bavarchi khanay ma teri yad ka cholha jalta hai..

…Wah Wah…

kia Sher hai.

Zra ghor kren.

Mere Dil k bavarchi khany me teri yad ka cholha jalta hai,

Tere ishq k pakoray pakty hain jis ma SHAN masala dalta hai..

    (‘.’)/
Oye Hoye
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lo0t lia
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   AAPA:-

Lady Teacher Aasman Se Farishte Atay Hain

Lady teacher:

Asman se frishtay atay hain or apko choty choty behan bhai gift kartay hain..

Bacha 2nd bachy say: kee khyal ay Miss nu asal gal ds na daiye :)

Dunia Me 3 Log Boht Masoom or Achay Hen

Dunia me 3 log Boht masoom or achay hen,

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<)) 1 Main.
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                     (‘.’) FiR Main
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Or
3rd Aap

ka dost
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yani k Fir

mAIN..

Admi Hakeem Sy Mujhe Bimari Hai

Admi Hakeem Sy Mujhe Bimari Hai

Khany K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti

Sony K Bad Nend Nhi Ati

Kam Karo To Thak Jata Hon

Hakeem
Sari Rat Dhop Ma Betho Thek Ho Jao gy.:

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi

Application to

the Headmaster

in Punjabi…!

Mastra,

Guzarish A k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,

Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,

Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,

Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.

Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.

J esstran v nai ho skda ty,

“kam waliyan” e soniyan rakh lo,

Bari mehrbani.

Tuada faithfully,”Tommy “:-

Golden Words Sms

(Golden words)

Agar tum kisi ko chaho or usay hasil na kar sako to,
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Putter, bari bisti wali gal ae;-)

Pappu Apne 16 Bachon or Bv

Pappu apne 16 bachon or bv

k sath dost k ghar dawat pe gya dost ne

itni bari family dekh kr ghussy may kaha:

Haya nahi aaei?

Pappu:Nahi yar us k exams

thy.

Tuasivi Ajeeb O

Tuasivi ajeeb O..

Dildey barey  qareeb    O..

Sms da kadi  jawaab   nai    ditta..

Lagdaay waqa ei  ghareeb     O.

Love Story of a Matric Student

Love Story of A Matric STUDENT

Me 3 saal ka tha

wo peda hui

Maine skool admshn lia

vo 2 sal ki thi

Me primary me tha

wo prep me thi

Me midle me tha

wo primary me thi

Me matric me tha

wo midl me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo Matric me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo F.A me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo B.A me thi

Me mtaric me tha

wo M.A me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo P.H.D me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo Doctor ban gai

kal uski Shadi hy or mera..

Matric ka paper hai.

If Da Worgngue of Time Is Rsital By

If da worgngue of time is Rsital by u n u r pradining it

… then . . . .

Nichy to aisy dekh rahe ho jesy upar ki saari English samajh gye :

Sheikh Sath Walo Se Zara Iodex Le Ao

Sheikh Sath walo se zara iodex le ao.

Biwi:Wo log nahi denge.

Sheikh: Han baray hi kanjoos aur kaminay log hain,

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Chal almari vichu apni kadd lea.

Husband in Sasural

Husband in sasural:

Begum I want 2 kis u

Wife: Abu ka ghar hai mujhe sharam ati hai

Husband:Te Mery peo dy ghar nu Kanjar khana samjhea e .

Height of Disturbing

Height Of Disturbing…

Boy: Pen hai?

Girl: Nahi hai.

Boy: Pen hai pen?

Girl: Kaha na nahi hai.

(thodi daer bd)

Boy: Pen hai pen? Pen?

Girl: Kitni bar kahun nahi hai.

Ab dobara pucha to hathory se sar phar dungi..

Boy:hathora hai?

Girl: Nahi.

Boy: Acha phr pen hai? Pen??

Airhostess Sir Ap Kya Lain Gy

Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lain gy?

Karachi ka Musafir akarrty huay

pepsi, kabab, Bread Pakora & Tandori Chicken Wid Naan

Bychary ko kia maloom tha hostess faislabad ki thi.

Airhostess: Sir masjid dii tuti werrga tuada muu hai, Tusi Jahaaz Ty Aye Ho

pehn de walemy te nahe.

Hahahaha…….

Operation Se Pehlay Doctor Ne

Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey

Mariz:Ye kis liye

Doc: puttar Mera 1st opertion hai

Agr kamyab hua to mere liye warna tary liye;-)

Sadar Bush Ki Film Joota Tera

Sadar Bush Ki Film “Joota Tera or Muu Mera” Ki Kamyabi K Baad,

Pakistan me Pehli Baar

Sadar Zardari La Rahy hen,

Apki Khidmat Me

” Muu Daisi or Joota Perdaisi “

Jald A Rahi Hy !

0nly 0n newz channalS

Khabardar

Film Dekhne Sy Pehly Tax dena Na Bhoolen

Wazarat e Loot-maar, Sadarat-e-chor bazari.am

A Naughty Kid Was Sitting on Da Toilet

A naughty kid was sitting on da Toilet

bt potty was not c0ming After many efforts

he g0t Frustratd & shouted:

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“Aby A ja yar, me tjhe khaa thori jaonga”:p

Hum Dosti Mai Surat Ko

Hum dosti mai surat ko nahi seerat ko dekha krty hy

FARAZ,

Tabhi to mery sary dost Dengy chibby hy.

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Sadqy jawan

Angel- What Do U Want

Angel- what do u want?

Boy- a beautifull girl.

Angel- if u r muslim i’ll give u katrina

if u r a hindu i’ll give u karena

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if u r christian i’ll give u Angelina,

whats ur name?

Boy- Sheikh Vinod Fernandes

Angel- give him MEERA for trying to be over smart!!

Ishq Hai to Izhar B Hona Chahiye

Ishq hai to IZHAR b hona chahiye

Admi ko 1din “BEMAR”b hona chaiye

Apni yadon se kehdo 1din ki “CHUTI”

de den

Akhir ishq me

“ITWAR”

b hona chahye”Happy Sunday”

Dheet Friends R Always Dheet

 “dheet” friends r always dheet

They receive many msgs but they send “ikka dukka” msgs in a week

actually they r special kind of”dheets”

They become more “dheet” after a lot of “bisti”

They r bikhari in front of friends

tut penay never feel the sharam.

and muskraying by reading the msg..

Arz Kiya Hai Joti Choti Ho Tu

 Arz Kiya Hai ..!

Joti Choti Ho Tu Paaon Me Nahi Aati

Wah Wah

Kya Baat Hai

Joti Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi Aati

Aur,

Agar

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GIRL FRIEND Moti Ho To

 Bahoon Me Nahi Aati..

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O Teri Khair,

enni Moti.:-P

Dua Specially 4 U

“DUA”

“Specially 4 U”

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(AAMEEN)

Dil VicH Mangi ay.

Ye Zrori to Nahi K Aag Se Jal Jaye Insan

Ye zrori to nahi k aag se jal jaye insan,

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Kuch log to mera style dekh k bhi jal jaty hen..

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O my God !!

Ek Aurat Dosri Se

1 Aurat,

doosri se:

“Jab tujhay TALAAQ hui tau tera 1 BACHHA tha,

Aub 3 hein…!

Kaisay?

Doosri

sharma K:

“WO kabhi kabhi, MAFI mangnay aa jatay Thay.