Boy and Girl of Class Two

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

The Perfect Boyfriend

The perfect boyfriend
doesn’t cheat,
doesn’t smoke,
doesn’t drink,
doesn’t lie,
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and doesn’t exist!!

A Nice Pick Up Line

A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for ….

Kiss Kar K Bhag Jata Hay

Larki:
Ammi ye Parosi ka Larka Jab bhi Moka milta hai
mujhy Kiss kar K Bhag jata hay, Ammi Muskurai, or Boli:
Bara Harami hai
Bilkul apny Baap par gaya hai.!!

A Boy Was Following a Girl

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t chase me Me, because My Mother Is Coming Behind you,
Boy:Don’t you Worry Dear, My Father Is chasing Her”

Soot Bhot Acha Pehne Ha

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx “BHAI JAN”
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

Boy Tries to Kiss the Girl

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

A Question From a Girl

A question from a girl;
Hey guys what makes you different than anyone else?
Prove to me you are unique!
because the only difference i see in guys,
is they all got different names..
Really!!

Why Boys Are So Careless

Why boys are so careless and irresponsible??
Coz they know that somewhere
a sweet and innocent girl
is learning to be responsible for them.

I Wish TRUE LOVE

I Wish TRUE LOVE,
Was Like A Boy Playing Chess …
Always Afraid Of Losing His QUEEN
And A Girl Risking Everything Just
To Protect Her KING

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars

A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.

They Are Good To See

And Feel,

Difficult To

Own And Maintain.

Boy to His Friend

Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!Smile

Only Boys Wish With True Heart

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

A Girl Singing in a Bathroom

A Girl singing in a Bathroom,
While taking Bath,
and a Boy near the Keyhole ..
is using his ears not his eyes.

You dirty mind!

Newton’s 2nd Law of Love

Newton’s 2nd law of Love:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her
&
A girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl)
comes in to the play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Larka Achanak Larki Ko

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,

Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?

Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?

Balance Bhejwa

Larki : Balance bhejwa
.
Larka : Paise Nahi
.
Larki : Kaise Nahi
.
Larka : Mehangai Hai
.
Larki :
Phir aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hai.

Kya Tum Meri Salary Mein Guzara Kar Logi

Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?

Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi? par tumhara kya hoga..

Boys Ki Zindagi K Do Asool Hain

Boys ki zindagi k 2 asool hain…
Pehla:
Wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi
karwaty….

Aur
Doosra:
Wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nhi
smajhtay….!

A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend

A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

VALUE of a DOT

VALUE OF A DOT-:)

A girl got first class in B.Ed exam…!

Her excited Boyfriend sent SMS To her father,

“Your daughter is first class in BED”

Father fainted

Chandni Chaand Se Hoti Hai

Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Modern Day Break Up

Modern Day Break Up..

Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U..

Boy: Why??

Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On FACEBOOK!!!

Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mothers DAY.:-P:-P

Sweet Flirt

Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Why Don’t U Had A Boyfriend Yet?

Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,
Why Don’t U Have A Girlfriend..?
……
Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet…!

Is Your Name Google

Boy:
Is Your Name Google?

Girl:
No! … Why?

Boy:
‘Cause U Got Everything I Am Searching 4….

Boys Vs Girls Text Sms Messages

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Boys vs Girls Jokes

Boys Vs Girls jokes

Classical Beizzati..!

Larka Thoker Lagny Se Gadhy K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,

Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli:

Barey Bhai K Paon Choo Rahy Ho?

Larka: G Bhabi.

Love Proposing Sms

Proposing Sms

Boy Proposes A Gir
Boy: I love u!

Grl: Thappar prega ek!

Boy:

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Mukka bhi asa khae gi phr :p

Boys vs Girls Sms

Larka: Friendship kro gi?

Larki: Nhi mere parents ijazat nhi detey

Larka: Bri gal kiti a

te mere maa peyo ne kera menu bachi phasan da diploma le k ditta ae!!

Boys vs Girls

Boy friend (Boht romantic andaz me): dekho main tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya

Girl friend:Kiya?

boy friend:breek kangi.

Comparison of Girls and Boys

“Ye Dunya sirf

larkiyon k liye hai”

Larki zor se hansay to Khubsoorati

Larka zor se hansay to Gadha

Agar larki meetha bolay to pyari lagay

Larka meetha bolay to faradiya

Larki shoping kare to riwaaj

Larka shoping kare to “haraam de paise jo hoey”

Larki khamosh rahay to gamgeen

Larka khamosh rahay to “tenu ki maut pay gai ay”

Larkiyan mil k chalen to Group

Larkay mil k chalen to “Bagairtan da tola“

WAH MERE MAULA A K ROLA.

Janu Sms

Why Pakistani Girls are not in Sports?

Only 10% are Playing hockey , Chess, tennis, Cricket

bcoz

other 90% are busy in playing with boys.

Janu yeh,

Janu woh,

Janu aisa,

Janu wesa,

Janu Haan Na,

Janu Nahi Na,

Janu , Janu, Janu

Jan Lelo Janu Ki..:-D

Jhalak Dikhlaja Jhalak Dikhlaja

1 lrka 1 larki ko window se ishara kr k bola,

“jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja“

larki chapal utar k boli

“1 bar aja aja aja aja,aa ja.

High Class Insult

High Class Insult !

Girl 2 boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho

Boy: Main b isi liye itni der se soch raha hun k mere pas KHOTI q khari hai:

Wrong Number Sms

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:

Hello Jaan

I Love U

LARKI:

Sachi

Larka:

Muchi

Larki:

100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:

Sorry Baji,

rong Number!

I Kiss U Without Touching

Boy: I kiss u without touching U
Girl: U cant
.
Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
.
Girl:OK
.
Boy kissed her
.
Girl: U touched me
.
Boy: khapp na paa ay lay 20 rupay.

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Ro Kyun Rahi Ho

Boy:Ro kyun rahi ho?

Girl:mere marks bohat kum ae hain?

Boy:kitne?

Girl:sirf 90%

Boy:O bibi khuda da khof kr, enny wich

3 mundy pas ho jandy ny…..

Boys Are Very Kind

Boys are very Kind &
Girlz are very Selfish!
“PROOF”-
Most Girlz Don’t Like to Help Unknown Boy
But
All Boyz Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Girlz.

Boys Get Mad Easily

Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
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Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
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Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
.
Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
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Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !!

Hug Sms

-*- During Hug -*-

A Girl’s Head is Always Down
Because
She Considers Her Boy To Be
Her World and Gets Lost in it …

While

A Boy’s Head is Always Up
So That
No Other Guy Dares To Look
At His Girl …!

Boys Always Want to Be A

Boys always want to be a girl’s first love.

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Girls like to be a Boy’s Last Romance

A Cute Love Story

A cute love story

BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?

GIRL . Nhi

BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?

GIRL. Nhi

BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?

GIRL. Nhi

Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga

Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha

Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho

Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun

Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!

What A Great msg for the All LOVER’s.

Toote Hue Dil Se Pyar Karoge

Boy: Toote hue dil se pyar karoge ya dil tootne tak pyar kro gi?

Girl: KAMINE!:-

Tooti hui chappal se pite ga Ya chappal K tootne tak pite ga..

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

“BADLA”

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

Meri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gya ha

Tm sy Acha Hy Men Uski Dulhan Banu Gi, Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do’

PaPu Ny Apny Sary frnds Ki GirlFrnds Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki

Un me Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha

‘Lo In Me Sy Nikal Lo,

Muje Tumhri Shakl yad nai:

jee oye pappu!

Yunhi Soti Rahi to Kuch B Na Dekh Pao Gi

Yunhi soti rahi to kuch b na dekh pao gi ‘ larkio’

Uth jao k muhaly k larkay office ja rahe hyn..

Good Morning!

Have a nice Day.

Bus Stop Pr Larka Larki Se Bola

Bus Stop Pr Lrka Larki Se Bola:

Chapal To Bohat Achi Pehni huwi He,

Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kia ???

Larka: Lo,Is Sy Ziyada Achi Tou Qameez Pehni He….

Ll Climb the Tallest Mountain

Boy: I’ll climb da tallest mountain,

swim da deepest ocean, walk on hot coal, jst 4 u

Girl:Can u snd me balance?

Boy: Abi to barish hy ammi niklne nai dengi..

Mujhe Tum Se Mohabat Hai

Boyz : Agr mai kahon mujhe tum se Mohabat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kaho gi ??

Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Calling card send kr k kehty to acha hota.