Allama Iqbal ne parinde se pocha..! Kya tumhen asmaan se girne ka nahi hai dar ..?
Parinde ne kaha ..!
Iqbal yaar teri mairbani ena na s0chia kr ;
Wednesday, 28 September 2011
Donkey Sms
Jigar ki garmi masana ki garmi jaryaan aur ehtlm ka wahad elaj
Qureshi ki
Thandi
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(\./) .
/ ” ) “? ——;”;
\,,/”( khoti)\
//\\ //\
/ ” ) “? ——;”;
\,,/”( khoti)\
//\\ //\
Donkey Sms
Jigar ki garmi masana ki garmi jaryaan aur ehtlm ka wahad elaj
Qureshi ki
Thandi
.
.
(\./) .
/ ” ) “? ——;”;
\,,/”( khoti)\
//\\ //\
/ ” ) “? ——;”;
\,,/”( khoti)\
//\\ //\
Pregnant Wife Sms
80 year old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mujhe yaqin nahi arha
Doctor: Ok 1 qisa suno.
1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela lejata ha.
Samne se 1 sher ajata ha.Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta ha sher mar jata ha
Old man: Imposible,kisi or ne mari hogi.
Doctor: Exactly!
Punjabi hajj karne gia
Punjabi hajj karne gia,
Wapis aya to dost ne pucha
Wahan shetan ko Pathar maare
Punjabi
Rush wich Pathar Marn da te moqa ni milya
pr
Gaalaan changian kadd k ayaan
Ek Larki Shokh or Chanchal Si
Apni hi dhun me rehti thi..
ek larki shokh or chanchal si..
Hr aik se batein krti thi..
Khoob mauj masti krti thi..
Ik dhanak thi us k chehray per..
Phir janay kya toofan aya..
Chehray k rung bikhar gaye..
Khushiyon k rung utar gaye..
Jb poocha kisi ne aey larki…!!
Tum ne ye chup kyun saadh li?
Wo kuch na boli, bus ro di..
Aur khaak pe hath ki ungli se..
kuch lafz anokhy likh dalay
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“B.A. wich 3 Sapliyaan…”
Gujjar Sms
Ek Gujar ko Jannat Mein Maar pr Rhi Thi
Ek Admi Ny WaJa Poochi
FariShton Ny Kaha
“Is Ny Dahi ManGa
Hum Ny Dia
iS Ny sari Doodh Ki Nehron Ko JaaG LaGa d..
Dada or dadi ne apni jwani k dino
Dada or dadi ne apni jwani k dino
ko phir se yad kar k manane ka socha
unho ne fesla kia k ham phir darya k kinare milenge
dada suba jaldi uth kr tayyar ho kr gulab le kr
kinare pr poanch gye kafi dair ho gae dadi nai ae
to dada gusse se gar aye or kaha tm ae Q nai to
dadi ne shrmate howe kaha ammi ne ane nai diya.
Arabic KHABRAIN
*~*~*Arabic KHABRAIN*~*~*
Haaza Zardariun Anni DaTunn Bagheratun Azabun Fi Insanun Fasadun Khabeesun
Asal-Haramdatun
Aata-Tunn
Bijli-Sunn
Petrol-Gumm
Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Or to Or Hor Sun Balancen Checkun 12pais0n Taxun Tunun
Kaminun Kuttun Don’t Deletun Frwdtun Farzun.!:-)
1 pagal dusre pagal se udasi k sath
1 pagal dusre pagal se udasi k sath:
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain??
Dusra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar.
Yeh le LeEmOo.
tu LaSSi Bana…
Girl Is suit ki kiya price hai
Girl: Is suit ki kiya price hai?
Dukandaar: 1500
Girl: “Uff”
or wo pink waly ki price kya hai?
Dukandar: “uff”+”uff”
Yääriän;-)Poori Botal Na Sahi
Poori Botal Na Sahi
Ek Jaam To Ho jye
Mulaqat Na Sahi
Dua Salam To Ho jye
Jin K sMs K Intzar Me Ho gye Hm Beemar
Unko Bukhaar Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho jye..
Ek bar hua tha yun
{“My life story”}
Ek bar hua tha yun..
Wo mjhko mili,
Me usko mila,
Phr izhar hua,
Or iqrar b hua,
Wo chahne lagi,
Me b chahne laga,
Usko pyar tha bht,
Mjhe mhbt thi bht,
Phr kuch yon hua..
Kuch hoi galtfamliyan
Or wo mujha chor gai,
Me b bhol gaya usy,
Phr mile kuch yon,
Wo tanha thi bht,
Me akela tha bht,
Or phir iqrar howa izhar howa,
Sirf ashk thy or bs hm thy,
Wo bhi dil hi dil main rone lagi,
Me b rone laga,
Or dobara pyar howa or chana laga,
Phir pyar howa iqrar howa,
lipat k mehboob ke bahou
lipat k mehboob ke bahou m aysa josh aya
wah khan g
phr abu ny dakha aur ayub medical complex m hosh aya
ohy ami mar gya aba be ek jaga ni banda mar dala hy myre janooo bachao..
Gahr¥ $umañdar
Hamé$ha khamø$h
Høt¥ haìñ
Larka bus stop par larki ko
Larka bus stop par larki ko tang kr raha tha
Larki: tery ghr mein koi maa, behn nhi ?
Boy: No
Girl: To ghr le chal na pagal, yahan time Q kharab kr raha hai?
Hazaron bachiyan aisi k har
Hazaron bachiyan aisi k har bachi par dam nikle ….
Par jis bachi pe dam nikle wohi ghar se kam nikle,
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Jan
:-*
Jan
Jan
Jan
:-*
Jan
Jan
Jaan Chor Do Mobile ki
Mere sMs K Deewano
Hr Wqt Mobile Hath Me Lye
Mere sMs Ka Wait Krtey rehte ho:-)
Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hai
Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hai?
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Socho
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Sochooo
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Nahi pata?
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Jb usy pata lagta hy k wo baghair package k sms kr raha hy 
Had Ho Gayi !!
Aap agar aap ka sms aaye ga to hai hume
Aaj agar aap ka sms aaye ga to hi hum!
ROTI khaengy
Wrna
GUSY mein
AaLO Ka ParATHa
Or
CHIKEN PLAO
K bad
Ice Cream kha k
Pepsi p k
Bhooky So jaein gy
Mgr
ROTI nai khaingy.
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