Aap k mobile me Asif Zardari Tashreef La

Aap k mobile me Asif Zardari Tashreef La Rhe Hain

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2 joote Maar k Agy Bhej do....

Nice Sms

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Kiss Kar K Bhag Jata Hay

Larki:
Ammi ye Parosi ka Larka Jab bhi Moka milta hai
mujhy Kiss kar K Bhag jata hay, Ammi Muskurai, or Boli:
Bara Harami hai
Bilkul apny Baap par gaya hai.!!

Boys Are Very Kind

Boys are very Kind &
Girlz are very Selfish!
“PROOF”-
Most Girlz Don’t Like to Help Unknown Boy
But
All Boyz Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Girlz.

Never Say You Are Happy

Never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever…

Always Take Extra Care of 3 Things

“Always take extra care of 3 things:

Trust, Pr0mise & Relati0nship !!

They d0n’t make n0ise when they break , but create big SILENCE in Life!”

Oper Charha Liya Jaaye

Agar Behti Hui Naak Ko Shuuurrrrr Kar Ke Oper Charha Liya Jaaye To,
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Roomal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay…..
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( Zubaida Aapa Ke Rasilay Totky

Call Me Sms

Salam, Call me. Ek baat karni hai

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Mujhe pata tha mere dost sms ka POST MARTAM kar dain ge par call nahi karen ge.!

1 Admi Ke 3 Dost Thy

1 admi ke 3 dost thy

3no doctor thy

2 pagal ty

1 ko samjh ni thi

Jis ko samjh ni thi

Us k 3 hosptal thy

2 band thy

1 kholta ni tha

Jo kholta ni tha

us me 3 fans thy

2 band thy

1 chalta ni tha,

Jo chalta ni tha,

us ko 3 mechank k pas le gye

2 ko kam ata ni tha

1 se hota ni tha

Jis se hota ni tha

Us k 3 shagird thy

2 aty ni ty

1 ghar me rehta tha

Jo ghar me rehta tha

Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis k 3 dost thy

Mre b 3 dost the 2 pagl hogy or 1 abi hojay ga.

Police Sms

How r u? Yar ek numbr hy,
is pe cal kr k pta kro k ye kon hy?
Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Saala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye ha

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Niazi Express Sms

Srdar Ki Ama Mr Gyi.

1 srdar Bola Ama Meno v ly jandi.

Phr 2-4 Or Bole Ama sano v ly jndi.

Srdar:

Chup Ho Jao bghairtu hamari

Ama c

ya

“NIAZI EXPRESS”

Call Me Sms

Salam, Call me. Ek baat karni hai

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Mujhe pata tha mere dost sms ka POST MARTAM kar dain ge par call nahi karen ge.!

Chumma Sms

Bhikari ne awaj lagai- Babuji roti milegi..?
Andar se awaz aayi-Biwi ghar pe nahi hai…
Bhikari CHUMMA nahi manga,
Roti mangi hai…!

Pappu Sms

Zor se chali hawa udd gaya pappu

Wah wah

Zor se chali hawa, udd gaya pappu.

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Phir?

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Phir kya.?

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Ruk gayi hawa Or digg gaya pappu.

Common sense

Try and Cry

Try this its fun,

Take Ur mobile,

Selct Vibrate mode & put in Water,

Now cal from landline,

Ur mobile wil start swiming.

It’s a new game called,

‘Try And Cry’

Powerful Weapon

Love is the most powerful weapon on earth.

It can remove…

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Tears…

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Fears…

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And…

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Underwears..! :-

Moulvi Jokes

1 larki apne ashiq ki qabar pr ru rahi thi..

Qareeb se 1 molvi ne guzrate howey pucha: kiyu rooti ho?

Larki: bechara 1 kiss mangte mangte mar gya magar maine ijazat na di.

Maolvi: tum mujhe de du,

Main parh kr bakhsh dun ga.

Funny Jokes in Urdu

Teri Mohabat main sub kuch bhula diya hey Dost,,,

Yaqeen naa Aaye tou dekh lo..

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A 4 Cat, B 4 Apple, C 4 Ball

Dirty Job Sms

* Zarurat Hy *

Aise Nojawano ki jo Chumiyan Denay Me Mukammal Maharat Rakhte Ho,

Tajarba Zaruri Nhi

Umer,

15 to 25

Clour white

Hight 5-2/10 inch

Salary,

25000

Khana, Rehaish Free

2 Adad Haaliya Face Ki Tasveron K sath Tamam Dastavizat

Kissi bhe puraney Londaybaz Sy Attested

25 may Tak Jama Karwayn Shukria.

Jigar Teri To Nokari Lag Gae

Marasi Sms

Marasiyon ne AC lgwaya

Kisi ne pocha K

Ap logon ko to sardi bohat lagti hy

Marasi:

Maula Khush rakhe

Putha lawaya A

Garam hawa andar te thandi bar.