Thursday, 6 October 2011

Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek Ek Larka Marta Ha

Girl : Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek Ek
Larka Marta Ha
Boy : To Tum Koi Acha Sa Toothpaste
Use Kyun Nahi Karti . . . :p

The Girl Lost Her Chance to Marry

Boy: Marry Me..?
Girl: Do You Have A House…?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car…?
Boy: No..
Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But.
Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!
Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ‘ S, And 3 Porsche’s. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I’m The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance

Larki Ko Propose Karne Ka Tareeqa

Larki Ko Purpose Karne Ka Tareeqa
Usse Samundar Pe Le Jao
Ship Mai Bithao Phir Ship Ko Samandar K Bich Mai Le Jao
Phir Kaho
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Mujhse Shadi Kar
.
Warna Utar

Tum Larkiya Khobsorat Q Hoti Ho


Boy;
Tum larkiya khobsorat q hoti ho……?
Girl;
Q k Allah ne hame apney hath se banaya he
Boy;
Bol to aisey rahi ho jesey hamey net se download kiya he..

Muje Tmhari Shakal Yad Nhi

“BADLA”
.
1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
“Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
.
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do”
.
Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
.
‘Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi:

Hamasha Muskaraty Rehna Chahiya

Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskaraty rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

A Boy Was Following a Girl

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

Apna Bana K Choroga

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.

A Public Service Msg

Larki saath ho to
Hotel Bill.
Larki Door ho to
Mobile Bill.
Or
Larki Naraz ho jaye to
Gifts ka Bill
Is liye
Na lagao Dil.
Na aaye ga Bill
Life is Achi
WithOut any Bachi.
No Love,
No Tension,
No Wife
Happy & Easy Life.
A Public Service Msg by GirlFriend se mehroom Group.

Modren Bezti

“Modren Bezti”
Boy 2 girl:
I love u & want 2 marry u
Girl:
ApNi shakL dekhi hY
.
boy:
Dekhi hY to tery pas aya hn warna Katrina kaif k pas na jata, churail.

Girlfriend It’s 2 Tight

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

70% GIRLS Sweet Hoti Hain

70% GIRLS Sweet hoti hain,
75% Beautiful,
85% intelligent,
90% Masum ,
&
100% Pyari hoti hain.
KuL MiLa KaR
70+75+85+90+100 =sub girls 420 hoti hain.

GIRLFRIEND Kitni Hi Khubsurat Ho

Teri GIRLFRIEND Chahe Kitni Hi Khubsurat Ho.
.
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Par!!!
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Wo…
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Par Wo…
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“PAAAAD” TU MARTI Hi Hogi..

A Small Love Story

A Small Love Story
GIRL:
Kiya Main Tumhain Pyari lagti hon ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Kiya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahatey ho ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Agar Main Mar jaon to Tum Roo gey ?
BOY: Nahi
Larki Bohot Udaas ho gayi Usey Bohot Dukh howa Or Woh Roney lagi
Larkey ne Usey Apne Pas kiya Or Kaha
Tum Pyari Nahi. Bohot Khubsurat ho
Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nahi. Balkey Jeena Chahata hon
Agar Tumhain Kuch ho gaya to Main Roun ga Nahi.
Mar jaun ga
pagli.

BOY to GIRL Funny Jokes

Boy:
I Love You
Girl:
Purrr
Boy:
I Will Die 4U
Girl:
Purrr
Boy:
I Can’t Live without U
Girl: Purrr
Boy:
I Will Send U EasyLoad
Girl:
Really?
Boy:
Purrrr .

Boy Friend to Girl Friend

boy friend:
Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur
Tumhari Poja Karte
Girl friend
Kia Me”Husan Ki Devi”
Lagti Hon
Boy friend
Nahi
“KAALI-MATA”.

Boys K Liye Behtren Bat

Boys K lye Behtren Bat
Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Par mat Azmao jisne Tumhe bolna sikhaya
.
Or sari narmi us maa par na azmao jis se tum rat 2,2 baje tak bat karte ho.

Funny Question & Answer

The minimum area with maximum number of colour paints??
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GIRL’S FACE.

She Was Shocked to See

A girl dialled her own number from her boyfriend’s
cell to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweetie.
She was shocked to see,
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.
.
.
Rasheed plumber :

Girl Boy Cutest Fight

Cutest fight
Girl:
I want to end this relationship,
i wil return you everything which you gave me!
Boy:
ok! lets start with
“Kisses”

Company Ne Yeh Mobile

Na hawa hai.
Na Saya hai.
Ehsaas hum hi ko Aaya hai.
Hum ko bhi yaad kar k deikh Lo kaminio.
Company ne yeh mobile sirf GirlFriend k liye nahi banaya hai.

Boyz or Girlz

Boyz are very Kind &
Girlz are very Selfish!
“PROOF”-
Most Girlz Don’t Like to Help Unknown Boy
But
All Boyz Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Girlz.

Larki Ko Propose Karne Ka Tarika

Larki ko propose karne ka sb se sharifana tarika
.
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Mohtarma, Mein Ap k Sath HAJJ pe jana Chahta Hon,
Ap ka “MEHRAM” ban kar.

In Exam Teacher Said

In exam, teacher said:
Write your lover’s name on paper.
After 5 seconds all Girlz said:
Finished madam.
After 1 hour all Boyz Said:
Extra Sheet plzzzz.

Larkion K TOP 10 JHOOT

Larkiu k TOP 10 JHOOT:
.
1. I miss u.
2. Mujhe jhoot se sakht nafrat hay.
3. Maney aj tak kisi se itni lambi baat nahi ki.
4. cousin ki call thi.
5. abhi phone na karo bhai gher pe hai.
6. Hum shadi k baad ap k ami abu k sath he rahengey
7. mere pass aik he sim hai
8. Battery low thi is liye bund tha fon
9. 20 rupey share kar do kal wapis ker dungi
10. Qasam se tumharey ilawa mera koi male frnd nahi hay
Send to all innocent boys.

Kabhi School Na Jate

‘Itne KHUDDAR thay Hum k kabhi school  na jate
Faraz.
Wo To Larkiyon k
Zauq-e-DEEDAR ne Matric kara di.

Yesterday I Saved a Girl

Boy 1:
yesterday i saved a girl from being raped.
Boy 2 :
wow man! GREAT JOB ! But how?
Boy 1:
SELF CONTROL ! Dude
self control.

LARKI Wo Chaand Nahi Honi Chaiye

LARKI wo Chaand Nahi honi chaiye Jisy Har Koi
Be-Naqaab Dekhy,
BaLky
LARKI wo Sooraj Honi chaye Jisy Dekhte hee AankhEn Jhuk Jayn
4wd 2 sweet girls!.

Girlfrend Ka Ph0ne AA Raha Hai

Kitney
majb00r hain
TaQdeer
K hath0n
,,*wasi*,,
Girl frend ka ph0ne a raha hai
0r
YES wala button kharab hai’.

Larki Saath Ho to Hotel Bill

EK HAQIQAT.
Larki saath ho to Hotel Bill.
Larki Door ho to Mobile Bill.
Or
Larki Door ho jaye to
Daru ka Bill
.
Isliye Na lagao Dil.
Na aayega Bill.

GIRL vs BOY JOKES

Girl:
kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy:
han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do t0u.
Girl kuch der soch k boli:
dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.
Boy:
acha ye btao k KFC se kya banta hai?
Girl kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli:
acha chalo kahin se naan chhole kha lete han.

New Wedding Style FaceBook

New  wedding style
.
Molvi.
do u agree 2 chnge ur FACEBOOk status  4rm single  2 Married?
Boy!
Yes!yes!yes
Girl!
YES!YES!YES
Molvi!
U r now HUSBAND N WIFE?
U may now upload ur wedding  pics n dont 4gt me to tag.

BoyFriend on BreakUp

Brilliantly answered by BoyFriend On breakUp!
.
GirlFriend:
Tjhe meri jesi larki kabi nahi mil sakti.
.
BoyFriend:
Chill Sweetheart!,
jab mjhe tuM psnd he nahi to teri jesi q dhundo?

Meri Girl Frnds Hain Buhat Sari

Meri girl frnds hain buhat sari
Muj ko ye sb hain jan se pyari,
Sana ki hai baat nirali,
Unsa ki hai hansi pyari,
Sara hai thori si nat khat,
Anum bole hai pat pat,
Nighat ki hai adat achi,
Seema ki hai seeret achi,
Neha hai in subse pyari,
Naushi hai meri Raj dulari,
kiran k hain baal piyare,
Zara k hain gaal piyare,
Sonia k hain hont gulabi,
Hina ki hain ankhen sharabi,
hafsa to hai life meri,
or Katrina banegi wife meri.

A Prayer to Bless

A prayer:2 bless ur way
A wish:2 lighten ur moments
A cheer:2perfect ur day
A text:2say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Happy Birthday to My Beautiful

Happy birthday to my Beautiful
I hope it is all you want it to be
You are eighteen already, I cant believe.
Baby, This year you are free
Be happy on birth Day.

Some People Like Sunday

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its ur birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Sending Birthday Blessings

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

This Msg Has No Fat

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday

My Life Happy Birthday

On This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of Pure Love Appeared To Be My Gift …
My Present And My Future You…!!!
I Am Very Thankful For All The Joy You Bring Into.
My Life Happy Birthday

Wish You a Very Happy Birthday

A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
And ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B’DAy.

Tumhari Is Ada Ka Kya Jawab Du

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
apne dost ko kya uphar du
koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du
Happy Bday

I Did Not Forget Your Birthday

I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.

Wishing You a Day Soft as Silk

wishing u a day soft as silk.
white as milk.
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true..
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

GOLDEN RAY of the SUN

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success,
Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Birthday Cake

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Happy Birthday
Ye lo Meri Taraf Se Birthday Cake
Ab ye mat kehna k hum kanjos hain.

Wishing You All the Fun

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring,
Happy Birthday

Younger Than Tomorrow

younger than tomorrow
older than yesterday
i wish u today a very happy birthday!
may god bless u…

Forget About the Past

Forget about The past you cant change it,
F abt d future You cant predict it
F abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!

Wake Up Happy Chase

Wake up happy Chase a cloud
Laugh out loud Whistle a tune Whisper a promise
Savor a memory
Make it a gr8 day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Somebody Up There Loves You

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

Joy and Fun

I’m wishing you another year
Of laughter, joy and fun,
Surprises, love and happiness,
And when your birthday’s done,
I hope you feel deep in your heart,
As your birthdays come and go,
How very much you mean to me,
More than you can know

Wish U a Very Happy Birthday

Wish u a very Happy Birthday 
May life lead u 2 gr8 happiness success n hope tat 
al ur wishes coms true,n joy ur day

Just the Beginning of a Year

May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, 
wonderful moments and shinning dreams

Today Is My Birthday

Today is my birthday
I think I’ll make a cake
Mix and stir, stir and mix
Then into the oven to bake.
Here’s the cake so nice and round,
I’ll put icing on so white.
I’ll put on all the candles
To make my birthday bright!
Happy birthday to me!

Instead of Counting Candles

Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings now,
As your birthday nears.
Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.
Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.
Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
“Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!”

Janam Janam Se Janam Din Mein

Janam janam se janam din mein ne manaaya hai
Aisa lagta hai yeh din pehle bhi kabhi aaya hai
Shaan se yeh jaan du naam tere apni umar kar du
Tera aashiq tere liye jaan-o-dil ka tohfa laaya hai.

A Smile Is a Curve

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday …

Birthday Sms in English

Birthday Sms In English

MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B, C ALL U WANT TO C…
DO ALL WOT U WANT TO MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE…
“A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U”

Each Birthday Wish

Each birthday wish
I’ve ever made
Really does come true
Each year I wish
I’ll grow some more
And every year
I DO!

Birthday Sms

Birthday Sms

How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)
Happy Birthday Sweet heart

Happy Birthday Sms in Urdu

Happy Birthday Sms In Urdu

You are my dream in my sleep.
You are my vision in my eye.
You are my smile on my lips.
You are beat of my heart.
You are Angel in my prayer.
You are light of my life.
Happy Birthday Dear.

Happy Birthday Sms in Hindi

Happy Birthday Sms In Hindi

HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 U.

Happy Birthday Messages

Happy Birthday Messages

My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be
lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself,
Why do I feel, Without you I”d die.

Happy Birthday Greetings

Happy Birthday Greetings

Mountain rain or summer heat,
Your friendship is the reason why i breathe,
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that U or Ur heart that beats!
Happy Birth Day Dear.

Happy Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Wishes

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY*

Tamil Happy Birthday Sms

Tamil Happy Birthday Sms

“LOVE” pani
“NASAMA”
Porathai Vida.!
“SIGHT”
Adichu
“SANTHOSAMA”
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku.
Happy Birthday Dear.

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Suraj Roshni Le Kar Aayaa

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!